Many slips of the tongue here, which sounds like a fine Valentine’s Day to me. And I’ve got a feeling this would be even better if I understood literally anything about yoga.
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Firings
A few moves I feel the need to comment on. Bell Canada slashing 4,800 jobs, selling 45 radio stations I didn’t realize there were that many people still working there. I kid, but only a little. In the last few years that company has been gutted until there’s nothing left to gut, and then somehow …
Menus4NoOne (Updated)
Update: Thanks to Leah in the comments for sharing the excellent news that the app won’t be going away after all! By the way, we have a subscription now, and it’s already helped us out a couple of times. I think we’ve even sold it to one of our constantly travelling friends. He watched it …
The Best News Bloopers Of January, 2024
If there’s going to be lovemaking, we need to know how big your hole is and all about the true colours of Uranus.
Slam Bam Indeed
Not exactly a Kiss This Guy moment since I know full well what Neal McCoy is saying here, but do not even try to convince me that you don’t hear “wank” every time he says “wink”. I’ve been hearing it that way since 1994.
So When And How Are We Supposed To Use The Emergencies Act?
Given that I’m about to spend a weekend with a friend with whom I’ve burned no shortage of hours discussing world events, I’m sure this question is going to come up sooner or later. And I have to say, this column from Matt Gurney sums up my feelings pretty well. You can count me among …
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There. Now It’s Broken
If I was ever going to flip my lid over something like this, it would be one of those times when you get a pizza and find that they didn’t cut the slices all the way through. I hate that! Subway worker Cassandra Pierre-Louis told sheriff’s deputies that De Barros, a licensed building contractor, “became …
At Least He Was Keeping Himself Clean
It’s totally a stereotype and I know we’re all supposed to be better than that now, but be honest with yourself. When you hear a name like Giovanni Impellizzeri, you probably have at least one of two thoughts: That’s a mobster. I bet he could make some pretty good food. I can’t speak to that …
Shockingly, I Can Breathe
There’s almost no chance that I would pay actual money for this based on concept alone, but I have enough trouble with my nose on a daily basis that I would for sure try the hell out of one if somebody let me. Although described as a massager, the NasoCalm doesn’t work like the Therabody …
2023 Florida Man Quiz
I lost count somewhere along the way due to laughter and a general lack of brightness, but I think I got 25. Looking forward to part two.