Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
If the head of Zoom telling his employees that they have to go back to the office because it’s hard to get anything done over Zoom isn’t the height of irony, I’m pretty sure it’s high enough up there that it can tap the real height of irony on the shoulder and ask it for …
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At the best of times, the entire concept of tipping is nearly 100% bullshit. But business, as it so often does, has found a way to not only hit 100% bullshit on that scale, but also to redefine what maximum bullshit percentages even are. That’s right, they’re asking for tips at self-checkouts now. The Wall …
I don’t drive, but I have driven with a lot of people. Sometimes those people get tired. Sometimes tired enough that them continuing to drive simply isn’t safe. So I understand why perhaps this fellow might have decided to get himself the heck off the road and take a little nap. I can also understand …
This would be great if a pandemic ever took over the world…not that that’s gonna happen, hahahaha!
I don’t know a whole lot about British television, so maybe bands randomly performing in the middle of children’s game shows is a thing that’s odd to no one but me. What I do know, though, is that this is quite the catchy little number. Go on, tell me you’re not walking around humming that …
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Colin Meloy of the Decemberists had an interesting idea earlier this year. What if I were to ask ChatGPT to write a song that Colin Meloy of the Decemberists might have written and then record whatever it spits out? And so he did, chords and all. I can’t embed it, but you can head over …
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I have no idea how Bill McClintock does some of these things, but I’m so glad that he does. Music used in this mashup: Wham! – Wake Me Up Before You Go Go Black Sabbath – Children of the Grave Van Halen – So This is Love
This is fun. Seventeen minutes of “Weird Al” Yankovic telling stories about his songs and videos. He even explains what the deal is with “Albuquerque”. He decided to make an extremely long, annoying song pretty much as a troll job. Nobody could possibly like this or ever want to hear it more than once, he …
As someone who can never look at the labels on anything, I can’t understand how this happened. You either know what something is or you don’t. If you order something and you don’t know what it looks like, why are you going to town on it before you’ve talked to the others? One of them …
If no one has made Randolph White the plane crash guy into a song yet, please get on that, for the love of god.