United Breaks…Wait, Make That United Brailles Its Cabins

Sorry for the mistake. Bit of a reflex, you understand. I’m actually shocked it’s taken this long for a U.S. based airline to start rolling out in-cabin braille. The Americans with Disabilities Act has been around for more than 30 years and putting braille on things is one of the simpler improvements you can make, …

I Wonder If I Could Get Away With This

This is a really funny story that had better be true. If I find out that the New York Times got hoaxed back in 1908 it’s totally going to ruin my day. @weratedogs An absolute legend. 14/10 #weratedogs @ahistoryofdogs ♬ original sound – weratedogs “Dog a Fake Hero: Pushes Children into the Seine to Rescue …

Who Are These People Dipping French Fries In Milkshakes?

This is another one of those times when I’m completely out to lunch, so to speak. The Surprising Science Behind Why People Dip Fries in Milkshakes People do that? Like actual, honest to god people in the wild? I mean I’m sure somebody does because there are 8 billion people in the world and there’s …

You Are Rainbows? That Ain’t Cool. Watch Us Ban You From The School

Administrators at an elementary school in Waukesha, Wisconsin, banned this nice song about living in a happy world where it’s ok to love everyone and to be who you are from being performed by first graders during a concert because rainbows are gay or some shit. Absolute moron James Sebert, who also serves as the …

Mister Chicken Is the Best, Most Annoying Thing

A while back, one of the nephews somehow came into a bit of his own money and decided he was going to buy himself a present. That present was a fair-sized and very loud rubber chicken from Canadian Tire. He named it Squawky, which no one who met him would argue was not a good …

And A One! And A Two! And A Ohmygod Watch Out For That Truck!

I may be wrong, but I’m going to go ahead and guess that the folks who decided that what the world could really use right now is a Karaoke machine for the car have never, at any point in any of their lives, spent a single moment trapped in an enclosed space with another human …