Music Playing Kid: Alberto Cartuccia Cingolani, Five-Year-Old Classical Pianist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIaWMybDZoc I remember being five years old and playing piano. The first song I learned had three or four notes in it and was played entirely with one hand. I didn’t get much better from there. I could pick some basic things out by ear and I stuck with piano lessons for several years, but …

Miss, Please Put Your Mounds Away

Damn cops, always ruining everybody’s good time. I’m sure this was the funnest house in the neighbourhood by a mile. An Anne Arundel County woman was arrested Monday after police say she screamed obscenities and exposed herself to children trick-or-treating on Halloween night. Around 7:30 p.m. Monday, officers were called to the 3600 block of …

Facebook Is Garbage, Part Whatever

There are a lot of reasons to hope that Facebook will just go ahead and die right along with Twitter, and this here is definitely one of them. Under our rules Donald Trump is a politician because he announced that he is running for president again, and as such our fact checkers are no longer …

Twitter Is Doing Great. If It Could Tweet, It Would Tell You As Much

The Elon Musk takeover of Twitter is going even better than I expected. Hate speech is on the rise, advertisers are leaving in droves, half the company got fired and then some of them got asked to come back because they were either laid off by accident or found to be more important than anticipated, …

Guy Attends Sporting Event

CTV returns with the hardest hitting piece of sports journalism since was that Kawhi Leonard? Who cares, let’s go with it. I hope you’re sitting down for this one, everybody. Todd from around here has World Cup tickets! The world’s game will bring sporting fanatics from around the world to Qatar to enjoy soccer’s greatest …

Get Ready To Remember Another Damn Area Code, Southern Ontario

I know the answer is that nowadays each individual has at least one and sometimes more depending on his job, but now and then I still can’t help asking myself just how in the hell there are so many phones. Even though southern Ontario just got a third area code in 2016, its already in …