I, and probably most of you, know next to nothing about Neil F. Sleevi. For his sake, this is a very good thing. Wherever he is now, I hope that he’s happy, healthy, and counting both his money and his lucky stars that this extremely shitty patent he was granted back in 1989 and subsequently …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
It’s Daddy Daughter Day Down At The Courthouse
Yup, this’ll totally work. Won’t look suspicious at all. Daddy’s got you covered. According to the Washington County Sheriff’s Office, around 3:13 a.m. on Friday, Dec. 31, a deputy observed two vehicles traveling “unusually close together” on I-41 southbound near State Highway 33. The deputy noticed the lead driver was continuously swerving, driving half on …
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Children Are Great When They Work
Tell me this isn’t every company meeting you’ve ever been stuck in. THE UX ON THIS SMALL CHILD IS TERRIBLE Diagnostics and Troubleshooting This Small Child has no clear sense of hierarchy in either the visual or navigational sense. When it comes to troubleshooting, it is nearly impossible to find the information you need quickly. …
The Best News Bloopers Of July, 2022
Nothing will give you gas quite like a 6 A.M. burger. Maybe the free milkshake will help.
And That’s Why It’s Called A Memorial Candle
Three intensive care patients in Ukraine have been killed in a hospital fire sparked by a candle lit to remember a recent Covid-19 death. Another four people are being treated for severe burns following the blaze in Kosiv, western Ukraine, on Tuesday. According to officials, it began when a candle was lit by a member …
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The Drunk Tank Was Cheaper, But Not Nearly As Roomy
I’m not sure I ever want to be this drunk. But staying in a hotel that could be mistaken for the Romanian presidential palace might be pretty ok. Police said the Irish citizen jumped over a fence and escaped from the Defence and Protection Service after breaking a window to get into the palace. The …
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11,780 Votes
Old in a news sense but new to me. Donald Trump pressuring officials to find him votes that don’t exist…in song!
Use Your Words. And Use Them Properly, While You’re AT It
38 Word Usage Mistakes Even Smart People Make This is a handy list, and I can see myself referring to it often since there are a few on it that I have to frequently remind myself how to get right (whose vs. who’s trips me up more than I’d like and I don’t know why). …
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I Think I Know This Guy
A few of him, actually. And some of him didn’t even bother with the fall out of touch part. Just skipped straight to the “What in the goddamn hell happened to you, dude?” phase somewhere during the pandemic while everybody was distracted. HELLO, WE USED TO KNOW EACH OTHER AND NOW I’M A TOXIC PRESENCE …
Who Do You Want To Be
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. “Sisters,” he says. “You have all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.” The first nun says, “I want to …