I like Gill’s goal of trying a new place and different food every month. Keeps things interesting and expands your horizons. I’m not sure I could do it, honestly. Not because I’m not open to trying new things, but because I like what I like and if I’m going to drag my ass outside and …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
The Best News Bloopers Of June, 2022
The news, like the cream, is topical. Back to you, Sebastian!
Hahahahahaha! You Should Have Seen The Look On What’s Left Of Your Face!
Guys, check this out. I put a fake gun in the middle of this here shelf full of real ones. When Stefan comes in, I’m gonna grab the wrong one and blow his fuckin’ face off by accident! It’s gonna be great! We’re all gonna laugh so hard! Except for Stefan, naturally. He’s not gonna …
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Why?
Why is my iPhone suddenly obsessed with getting me to mute notifications, especially ones from apps and conversations I tend to look at more than not? And why does hitting the “not now” button cause nothing to happen? Oh, and when I say obsessed, I’m not joking. The damn thing literally just tried to get …
Thought You’d Like To Know (A Place For Gill’s Smaller Health Updates)
Gill has another health update. I haven’t had this experience firsthand, but I have watched someone close to me go through the you’re not in the book runaround and that’s plenty frustrating enough. As always, best of luck with everything. Hang in there. Here’s the latest frustrating detail on my health. Yesterday I phoned my …
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When I Said Call A Waaaaambulance, I Didn’t Mean Right Now
If you think the people who complain about Amber Alerts waking them up in the middle of the night because they can’t be bothered to mute their phones are total shitheels (they are, for the record) get a load of this guy. Man alive. We always try our best to be there for the people …
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Negativity For Everyone!
Since Carin and I both mentioned testing positive for COVID, it only seems right to let you all know that we’ve both recently tested negative (her on Saturday, me on Wednesday). I would have known about mine sooner, but between trying to fend off a headache while she was testing and a couple days of …
Gotta Hate When That Happens
Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally grabbed a bottle of Liquid Paper. I woke up this morning with a huge correction.
About Those Website Errors
If you’ve come here recently and experienced extreme slowness, gotten messages about critical WordPress errors or seen anything else that pretty well screams oof, that’s broken, yeah, we know about it. but just like a few years ago when similar things were happening, there’s not a lot we can do. Like then, these appear to …
You Have One Job
Another thing I can agree with Gill on. Every building I’ve lived in has been pretty terrible about this, and it doesn’t matter how long I’ve been there. I know employee turnover is part of the problem, but nothing turns this fast. I don’t even mind being forgotten about when I’m new. Things happen. But …