Best version of this I’ve heard since that Nina Gordon one.
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Girls Just Want A Banana Boat
I feel fairly confident that this would not be an idea I would ever have, but I’m glad someone did. Thanks for tossing it my way, Barb. Incidentally, I feel like a bad friend. I don’t think I’ve ever plugged Barb’s World’s Bliss radio show even though she’s been on the air for like two …
Maybe Try Making It Back At Auction. Some Of Those Suckers Will Buy Anything
With the world of art being as silly and subjective as it is, how is it that I can’t recall having ever heard a story like this one before. It seems like such an obvious stunt to pull once you hear it. A Danish artist has pocketed 534,000 kroner ($84,000) in cash that he received …
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Are We Even Sure Car Accidents Are Real? I’ve Never Died In One
Pretty sure I know this guy. Shit, I think I know 12 of him. WHY I’M DOING MY OWN RESEARCH BEFORE USING A SEAT BELT Here’s a question: How did they come up with seat belts so quickly? We’ve only had over a hundred years of car safety innovation and research that have built to …
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No Money Down. Pants Are Another Matter
Not that any of these do it yourself stories are pleasant and lovely, but there’s something about this one that’s particularly gross. I just can’t put my finger on what, though. Police were called Wednesday afternoon to Bob Tyler Toyota in Pensacola after “a customer complained to a sales associate about a naked woman in …
There Is Much To Be Learned Here. About The Law, About Customer Service, And About How To Truly Help
None of this should be happening. There’s little excuse for not knowing as a business owner that service dogs are allowed in your establishment in everything but very specific, extreme circumstances. But none of this should be happening either. Others have shown up to the restaurant parking lot, just to see the place in person. …
Wake UP, Methew
You may read many funnier things today, but the description of how this fellow was discovered hit me the right way just now. “On Friday, September 17th, Matthew Williamson, 37, was charged with Unlawful Breaking and Entering a Vehicle (UBEV) and Theft of Property 3rd Degree. Pleasant Grove police officers transported him to Jefferson County …
Psychological Warfare
Before I let Gill take over and talk about her great uncle, I just want to say thank you to everyone who fought and died on behalf of our country, and I’m sorry that our various governments haven’t always had your back. Many of you did and saw things that no person should ever have …
Loud Person Writes To Newspaper, Apparently Doesn’t Read It
Oh hey look, everyone. It’s Steve, getting irritated by another dumb ass antivaxxer. New restrictions violate privacy I have a question about targeted COVID-19 restrictions. What authority does a random person, with no credentials, hired for minimum wage, have to demand personal health information and identification from anyone just going about their daily lives? I …
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Changes In This Release Include You Just Hitting The Damn Button Already
I just downloaded six app updates for my phone. Do you know how many of them gave me a good idea of what I was getting? One, and even it was scant. I’ve been noticing a trend toward useless release notes in the last couple of years at least, and I really don’t care for …
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