For some reason I got thinking about love poems the other day and I realized something. I’ve seen many love poems over the years, and a few of them were even meant for me. some of them are quick, simple and awful, some of them are long, complex, overly drawn out and awful. Don’t get …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Everything Sucks Today
Wow, dig that Descendents reference there. I’m so musical it scares me sometimes. But seriously, everything does suck today. for one thing, it’s below freezing outside. It’s the 8th of November and it’s 2 degrees below 0. That’s not cool. Well actually I suppose it is, but puns are stupid so we’ll move on. In …
Did I Write Something I Didn’t Write?
This was posted in the comments under my post from the other day called He Was Asking For It, the one all about how I refuse to feel sorry for people who find themselves in harm’s way because they choose to vacation in war zones like Iraq. I’m going to guess that this person took …
I Never Forget A Face, Especially When It Used To Be Mine
Brad sent this one along and I’m not quite sure what to make of it. It’s an interesting concept for sure but it’s kinda weird to say the least. Would you do it?Clinic gets approval to do face transplant
This Is The Best Joke Ever
A person, belonging to an ethnic group whose members are commonly considered to have certain stereotypical mannerisms, met another person belonging to a different ethnic group with a different set of imputed stereotypical mannerisms. The first person acted in a manner consistent with the stereotypes associated with his ethnic group. He proceeded to make a …
He Was Asking For It
Could somebody please explain to me why it is that I’m supposed to feel sorry for people who get themselves injured or killed in war zones that they visit of their own free will? I’m not talking about people who go their on business such as those who are there to provide humanitarian aid to …
Doing My Part To Rock The Vote
This might be a little heavy for a Saturday morning but that doesn’t make it any less interesting or thought provoking. These are the very much simplified results of a study of various fascist regimes around the world that have played a large part in history. The basic finding was that all of them have …
New People
Since Matt has pretty much dropped off the face of the earth and I haven’t had as much time to devote to this place as I’d like, I’ve decided to add a new writer to the mix. Some of you will probably know her from the comment boards and I’m sure that a few of …
Still Want That Flu-shot?
One of our loyal Vomiteers, Brad, pointed this story out to me. HEALTH CAMPAIGN MAKES ‘L’ OF A MISTAKE I thought they gave you those shots in your arm. Now I’m definitely not getting one. An embarrassing spelling mistake has caused Nova Scotia’s Health Department to recall thousands of pins meant to support the annual …
Things I’ve Been Thinking About
I don’t understand sports fans who riot when their team wins. What sense does that make? When they lose that’s different, I can almost see where they’re coming from there. Although, any adult who’s not a part of the losing team but still takes things that seriously probably has some separate issues of his own …