Osama bin Laden Haircut Results in Lawsuit—————————————————————– HONG KONG, China – A woman hoping for Julia Roberts hair entereda salon in Hong Kong and came out looking like Osama bin Laden.At least that is what she claimed. In an attempt to sue the salonfor compensation, Chu Ieu said in court that not only did she …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
That’ll Show Them
In an effort to stop the erosion of moral standards in the country, Zanzibar’s parliament has unanimously passed a bill that would ban homosexuality. Violators of the new law, which is expected to get presidential assent in the very near future, would be slapped with jail terms that could be as long as 25 years. …
Busted
Hey Matt, are you sure all you did out west a while back was play goalball? 14 Apr, Wed, 20:11:34Yahoo:saskatoon gay chat room meeting
Celebrating The Unintentionally Funny
I just stopped over toSalty Hamto see what was new and I noticed one of the funniest coincidences that I’ve seen in quite some time. On the main page under the recent columns heading, look at the first 2 items. In case they’re gone by the time you get to this which is possible especially …
Disgusting, Just Disgusting
Larry goes to his High School class reunion. Having not seen anyone in twenty five years he’s very curious as to who might show up. When he gets there he runs into Marilyn, his old high school sweetheart. They sit down and talk about the past. “How have you been?” he asks. “I’ve been fine, …
Not That This Happens To Any Of You Or Anything
The Top 10 Ways to Tell Your Spouse Is Bored With Sex 10> The guys at the gym inform you that someone made out a grocery list on your back. 9> She keeps complaining that the kids will interrupt you, even though they’re both over 30 and live more than 500 miles away. 8> You …
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It Just Never Ends: The Continuing Parade Of Dumb Commercials
I’m not sure how long this has been going on, but I noticed a few days ago that Honda has started using the song “I Melt With You” by Modern English in their commercials. Let’s forget all about the fact that this song has nothing to do with cars because that’s not even the problem. …
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Fake Meat?
This was emailed to me and I decided to post it. I didn’t write it, it was sent in by a reader. If anybody else feels like sending me stuff, my email address is all over this site, you’re smart, go find it. I heard today that some idiot is making fake meat out of …
Just When You Thought They Were Gone…
07 Apr, Wed, 17:11:08Yahoo:nude wrestlers on wrestlemania At least it’s not Randy Orton’s penis, but still…
Oops, Wrong House
If you think you’re having a rough day, take a look atthis poor bastard’s story. It’s a touching story of boy meets girl in a rape fantasy chat room, boy and girl arange a meeting, boy breaks into wrong house and tries to fantasy rape wrong woman who retaliates by hoofing him in the bag …