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I had a bit of an argument with a bus driver today on my way home from the radio station. Well maybe it wasn’t exactly an argument, but he thought I was lying about something and me and another guy had to prove him wrong so I’ll call it an argument anyway. The funny thing …
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If you’re wondering why I haven’t been around much in the last while, it’s because I’ve been dealing with the tragic loss of a dear friend and at the same time allowing the full impact of a very important life lesson to sink in. In all seriousness folks, I don’t like to use this space …
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, “I forgot my teeth!” The man said, “No problem.” With that he …
I was sitting around eating supper and watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” earlier tonight when I heard one of those things that just made me stop dead and go “huh?” During a break in the action the host was talking to the contestant, going over some of that biographical info they make all …
Sorry for not being around over the last few days, but I’ve been busy. Among the things I’ve been doing are visiting family, getting my nuts stomped on by my little cousin, lots and lots of working, and recapping RAW for Salty Ham. “Stop right there,” I hear you say. “Roland G does that and …
I have no idea who wrote this but somebody sent it to me and it’s kind of funny so I thought I’d post it here. The Difference Between Men and Women Let’s say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have …
I’m going to try something that I’ve never tried before because I need to take my mind off of a few things and making fun of people I’ve never met before and venting my anger on them seems like a good way to accomplish that. So with the snappy little introduction complete with reasoning out …
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Carin, one of our regular and most favourite Vomiteers, has her own Salty Ham column now. She’s writing in the Life section and she’s bringing the funny and the thought provoking. She’s also making me look like a hack, but we won’t get into that. No, no we won’t. If you want to check out …
Tell me you didn’t see this one coming. 02 May, Sun, 10:19:38Google: “escort service” “buffalo, new York” It’s got a long way to go before it becomes as popular a search topic as Randy Orton’s penis but a guy can dream.
If there’s anybody out there who saw my post about the Hot Hot Heat CD review I did and wanted to read it but hadn’t hit the link yet, I should probably let you know that that link doesn’t work anymore. If you click there you’ll go to a review, but it’s just not the …