They Just Keep Coming

Feel free to keep sending these things in, they’re great. This one even gets extra points for penising the album title. Maroon 5 – Songs about Penis1) Harder to Penis2) This Penis3) Shiver Penis4) She will be Penis5) Tangled Penis6) The Penis7) Must Get Penis Sunday Penis9) Secret Penis10) Through with Penis11) Not Coming Penis12) …

You Can’t Keep A Good Game Down

Ok, people keep on submitting these so I’m going to keep on posting the good ones. But first, a little reminder of how the game works. Grab a CD, any CD at all. List all the tracks from that CD but replace the last word of every song with the word penis. If the song …

And We Look Like Bigger Idiots Than Usual

I noticed something a little while ago when I was reading some of the archived stuff on the site. It seems that anything on the comment boards gets deleted after about a month or so. This kind of sucks for 3 reasons. First of all, losing some of the truly classic stuff that’s been posted …

Now It’s My Turn: The Penis Game Continues

Ok, Matt’s had his fun with this, so now it’s my turn to take an, um, shot at it so to speak. Let’s go with the 2 most recent CD’s I picked up. First we have “Cool To Be You” by the Descendents. Really good album soon to be reviewed for Salty Ham, and it …

That’s A Great Idea

Prison Employs Inmates As Guards—————————————————————– A short-staffed prison in Mexico has hired 42 of its most fearsome inmates to act as guards. The convicts-turned-wardens will each be paid between £20 and £100 a month. They will help the real guards keep control in the overcrowded prison at Tepic. According to Mexican newspaper Reforma, the prisoners …