Larry goes to his High School class reunion. Having not seen anyone in twenty five years he’s very curious as to who might show up. When he gets there he runs into Marilyn, his old high school sweetheart. They sit down and talk about the past. “How have you been?” he asks. “I’ve been fine, …
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Not That This Happens To Any Of You Or Anything
The Top 10 Ways to Tell Your Spouse Is Bored With Sex 10> The guys at the gym inform you that someone made out a grocery list on your back. 9> She keeps complaining that the kids will interrupt you, even though they’re both over 30 and live more than 500 miles away. 8> You …
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It Just Never Ends: The Continuing Parade Of Dumb Commercials
I’m not sure how long this has been going on, but I noticed a few days ago that Honda has started using the song “I Melt With You” by Modern English in their commercials. Let’s forget all about the fact that this song has nothing to do with cars because that’s not even the problem. …
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Fake Meat?
This was emailed to me and I decided to post it. I didn’t write it, it was sent in by a reader. If anybody else feels like sending me stuff, my email address is all over this site, you’re smart, go find it. I heard today that some idiot is making fake meat out of …
Just When You Thought They Were Gone…
07 Apr, Wed, 17:11:08Yahoo:nude wrestlers on wrestlemania At least it’s not Randy Orton’s penis, but still…
Oops, Wrong House
If you think you’re having a rough day, take a look atthis poor bastard’s story. It’s a touching story of boy meets girl in a rape fantasy chat room, boy and girl arange a meeting, boy breaks into wrong house and tries to fantasy rape wrong woman who retaliates by hoofing him in the bag …
Word Of Warning
If any of you are thinking about signing up for that really cool sounding new free email service that Google is offering, you might want to readthisbefore you go pickingout the perfect address and telling all your friends to start sending all their porn and jokes there. Just to sum things up really quickly for …
Did You Know…
It’s a proven fact that 50 percent of gay men were born that way. As for the other 50 percent, they were sucked into it.
>The Fetishists Are Back
>These things are showing up fast and furious now. I don’t even wanna take a stab at what this guy was trying to find. 31 Mar, Wed, 21:52:28Google:maple leaf fan pissing canadians fans
Longest…Search…Ever
Seriously, somebody actually took the time to punch all of this into a search engine. As usual, this comes straight from our hit counter. 31 Mar, Wed, 14:16:26Yahoo:established a cruiserweight division, it is a unit within itself and I think the WWE has treated it fairly well. The RAW counterpart is of course the WomenÂ’sdivision, …