Some Jokes That Made Me Laugh Today

*Q. Who is Michael Jackson’s favorite poet?A. Emily Dick-in-son *Little Johnny wrote to Santa Claus, “Please send me a sister.”Santa Claus wrote him back, “Ok, send me your mother.” *Q. What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?A. Christopher Walken *Q. Why did Michael Jackson decide to have a boy of his own?A. Because it’s too …

Steve’s Checking Stats Again

I’ve got a few things that I want to write about tonight so look for more stuff from me later on this evening if my head keeps on not aching like it is right now. Before I get to writing any of that stuff down though it’s time to hit the hit counter and look …

You People Scare Me More And More Each Day

03 Jan, Sat, 09:26:00Google:her mouth Permanently-open getting fucked Who is she? Why can’t she close her mouth? Who is she getting fucked by, a dentist? I know if my mouth was permanently stuck open that’s one of the first people I’d be calling. What the hell is wrong with you people anyway? Oh well, it’s …

Enough Topic Changes To Make Your Head Spin

It’s been a few days since I’ve said anything and right now I’ve got some time to write so here I am. This might be the last time you hear from me this year because the annual Newyears Eve extravaganza officially kicks off today. Yeah, I know the holiday isn’t until Wednesday but there are …

Merry Christmas From The Comet

Just a quick note to say merry christmas to those of you who care to be wished merry Christmas. However you’re spending your holidays, I hope they’re as safe and as happy as possible. Also remember that this note comes from me and me alone. Matt is perfectly capable of wishing you good tidings on …