So, I don’t have much to talk about here. I was sick most of last week so I didn’t do much of anything other than get some more Christmas shopping done. I didn’t get spanked by an old man at a hockey game. I have no fun drunk stories to share with you. Man, I …
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New Stuff
Just a quick note to let you all know that I’ve got some new stuff posted over at The Ham which you can read byclicking here. This week I pick some Grammy winners and Carin explains why “Hit That” is a good song. So go check it out, it’s the best thing you’ll read until …
Something To Try
I can’t figure out why this happens but it’s extremely amusing. Go toGoogleand type the words “miserable failure” including the quotes into the search box and then hit the I’m feeling lucky button and have a look at where it goes. And before you ask, no, I’m not spending my days typing random phrases into …
Time To Lay Down The Law Again
I hate having to do stuff like this and I really wish that people would stop making it necissary. I got a complaint yesterday from our friend Carin who has written things for this site that somebody who we know reads this site regularly has gone out, found her email address and added it to …
I Loves Me Some Future Shop
It seems like I’ve finally gotten over the flu I’ve had for the last 3 days or so. All I have to do now is get my sleeping patterns back on track again, or at least as on track as my sleeping patterns ever get and I’ll be set. This makes me happy. Another thing …
Harry And The Hendersons
If I needed any more proof that having the flu sucked major league amounts of ass, I got it at about 5:30 this morning. Since my sleep is even more screwed up than usual these last few days I’m up at odd hours watching TV for lack of much else to do or the energy …
Things, Stuff, Thoughts, Randomness, And More Of The Same
Welcome to Thursday. I’m Steve, otherwise known as the member of the Vomit Comet staff who can spell. Unfortunately, I’m also still the member of the Vomit Comet staff with the flu, and the one with a wonky computer. One of those problems seems to be fixed now but sadly, it ain’t the flu. Oh …
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People I Don’t Feel Sorry For
The longer you spend in this world and the more you observe about it, the more you realize that there are certain groups of people who don’t deserve your sympathy. Certain groups of people who you shouldn’t have to be nice to, people who simply exist for you to ridicule and for other’s to take …
The Envelope Please
I just read this over onCBC News.It’s too funny not to post. Rumsfeld world’s best language-manglerLast Updated Tue, 02 Dec 2003 13:11:37 LONDON – U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld has emerged the “clear” winner for a British award given to the worst mangler of the English language. The Plain English Campaign has handed Rumsfeld this …
Letters To Santa
Man, this flu or whatever I’ve got is pretty horrid. I went to sleep at about 7 o’clock at night without having any food or anything, and this is after a day of eating nothing but noodles and drinking water and stuff like that. So I woke up now, which would be about 20 after …