Like I’ve said before, I’m all about helping you guys out whenever possible. So on that note I would like to give you all a bit of advice. If people break into your home and attempt to make off with your marijuana plants, do not under any circumstances call the police to report it. Just …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
A Christmas Story
This just makes me feel happy inside. Late last week, I was rushing around trying to get some last minute shopping done. I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the Christmas season right then. It was dark, cold, and wet in the parking lot as I was loading my car up with …
More Weird Search Terms
In a continuing effort to keep you all up to date on some of the weird ways people find this site through search engines, I give you these 2 items. 16 Dec, Tue, 08:17:08Google:the joe shmoe nude pictures Well, at least it’s not Randy Orton’s penis, but still… But I think the funniest recent one …
I Should Have Known
I should have known something like this was going to happen sooner or later.This Storyfrom CBC news says that the Canadian recording industry is about to start filing suits against it’s customers like the RIAA has been doing for months in the United States. To hear industry head Brian Robertson tell the story, the Canadian …
How About A Joke?
Charlie had a massive heart attack and died. His body was delivered tothe mortuary. He had been wearing an expensive, expertly tailored blacksuit at the time of his demise, so he really looked wonderful,considering the circumstances. His wife went to the funeral home to make the final arrangements for hisinterment. She spoke to the mortician …
Read This, Please
Just a quick note to let you know that my latest music column is up over atThe Ham. It’s The Grammys, it’s the music industry, it’s…Christmas terrorism? It’s also a long one, so give yourself some time. Go forth, Vomiteers! Actually go first! Man, I’m retardedly lame these days.
Content? What Content?
Well we haven’t exactly been setting the place on fire these days around here now have we? Well, I’m not here to change that, I’m just here to offer a few Saturday night thoughts. Not exactly thoughts about Saturday night, just thoughts that I’m writing down on Saturday night. Wow, this isn’t starting off very …
For All The Wrestling People
If you’re looking for some Armageddon predictions,then click here and start reading.It’s more great stuff from some of the Salty Ham staff, and Matt and I are in it too. Note to Roland, next month I’ll follow the format, I promise. At least I’m still loved though. And if I’m the most coherent writer on …
I’m Scared Of You People
One of the cool things about our hit counter is that we can see how people got here. No, we’re not spying on you, it’s all pretty standard stuff. Like if you click to us from somebody’s site where there’s a link to us, we can tell, that sort of thing. The coolest thing about …
It’s Alive?
This morning when I turned on my computer to check my mail I found a couple of emails asking me where the site went. First of all, thanks, I had no idea you cared. As for where the site went, it seems like the Blog Spot server took a dump sometime over night and as …