Ok, so after seeing Matt try to save this relationship, I too decided to take Karine’s advice and use the Bitch Letter Generator to respond. Matt, you need to realize that this is over and there’s nothing you can do about it, unless somebody can come up with a program that can generate something really …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Salty Ham!
Ok, the wait is finally over and it’s now time to let you know why I’d been bugging you all to help me out and write about music once a week. By the way, thanks to the guy who took me up on that and now finds himself a published internet columnist, aside from his …
Love Gone Wrong
Since I’m all about helping you guys out whenever possible, I thought I would pass on a link to something that I’m sure at one time or another we all wish we had. Hell, maybe some of you could use it at this very moment. So if you’re looking to get rid of that pesky …
Well Isn’t That Special
A friend of mine just sent me this email that he got from Microsoft Canada regarding a problem he’d been having with them. It’s very funny but requires a little backstory to make sense. He recently got a new computer, yea for him! However, before he got the new computer, he also just finished paying …
WCW
“There was an article on ProWrestling.Com and on many other pro wrestling insider sites that reported that Ticket Master had an event for people to ordertickets from. This wasn’t just an ordinary event as it was lated as: “WCW New Year’s Evil.” Now, to what I’m aware of, the WWE isn’t planning a returnof the …
Idiotic Inventions
Have you ever come across something with a concept so stupid you just stop and wonder, “what were they thinking when they came up with that?” Well I have something like that in my very own house. I actually own a cooking pot made entirely out of metal. Now that doesn’t sound very odd at …
Death By Pizza Hut
Remember thatconcertI was talking about yesterday? Well, thanks to the fine folks over at Pizza HutI never actually made it. The night was going so well too in spite of me being super tired. Our plan, which up to concert time was executed to perfection was to meet up at my house, swing by the …
Hey Kid, There’s Candy At My Themepark
Oops, nothing got posted yesterday. Oh well, there’s not really much any of us can do about that now. I was going to throw something up here last night but I came down with a madass migraine that kept me from doing anything other than laying on the couch and trying not to cry. My …
Fun With Spammers
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Must Be That Time Of Year Again
I know it’s getting close to being Christmas when I start seeing all of the Christmas humour in my email again. Most of it is all the same old crap that I’ve seen every year, but my brother sent me one today that I’d never seen and it’s pretty funny so here it is. Politically …