Better Than Eating Them, I Suppose

I don’t know what prompted Joseph Weaver to resign from his position at the Jacksboro Tennessee police department, but clearly, he’s upset about it. A very odd kind of upset, but definitely upset. Weaver, according to police, admitted to throwing several cans of Vienna sausages at the home of the town’s vice mayor Jimmy Snodgrass, …

I Hope You Like Cords

Huh. Who could have ever seen this coming? Oh that’s right, me! Streaming appears poised to undergo what some have called “The Great Re-Bundling,” with services merging, combining or forming alliances that will essentially reconstruct the cable “bundle” that consumers relied upon for decades. While that makes sense for studios eager to offer “more robust …

Look, Guys! It’s The Inside Of My Skull Where My Brain Used To…Never Mind

After all these years, I’ve gotten to the point with fireworks injury stories where I’ve seriously caught myself thinking “meh. Guy blew his hand off. Whatever.” I’ll read them just in case there’s a funny detail buried somewhere, but most of the time they get a quick scan and then it’s on to the next …

I’m Not Joe Biden, And Someone Approved This Message For Me

Since the AI boom or whatever this actually is got started, I have come up with exactly three good uses for the technology. Here they are, in no particular order. Giving people who are losing their ability to speak a chance to preserve their voices if they’d like. Helping advance scientific research by analyzing data …

Best News Bloopers For June, 2024

Let me make sure I have this right. If you look at a baby hippo, you can tell that it looks like a fully grown hippo, only smaller? And if you look at, say, a puppy or a kitten, you’ll know right away that there’s a difference between them and the hippo? Fascinating! And before …

We Have Breaking News About The Blue Jays Lineup. Carissa Got Her Diploma Again!

Time for your annualish Steve loses his shit at MLB Audio for dinking with the broadcasts and fucking everything up post. I swear I could almost start an entire website devoted to only this if I knew that doing so wouldn’t cause me to bust a blood vessel and die. The reason I’m flipping my …

Best Joke Ever, My Dog

Sorry it’s another damn TikTok, screen reader people. But I got a nice laugh out of this kid and his dog. @maxydoodle23 chats between besties 💕 #dog #dogsoftiktok #dogtok #howlingdog #fyp #foryoupage #whitelab #whitelabrador #labrador #labradorretriever ♬ original sound – maxydoodle23 It’s funny for the obvious reason of course, but if you’ve been around enough …

I Have The Meats…And Some Odd Rectal Issues

I’m not sure where to start here, so we’ll just pick it up from the part where police in Florida were called to an area near a Speedway convenience store to deal with a naked fellow who was standing on the side of the road and yelling at a woman for some reason. That winds …

Being Localized And Being Local Are Not The Same Thing

If this is the future of radio, then maybe it’s time to shut the whole thing down. So much radio is unlistenable to me as it is precisely because it sounds so half assed, unprofessional and automated. There’s no humanity to it. If there are people at all, they’re presented in the form of lifeless, …