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If this were just a guy drunkenly riding a motorized cart around a grocery store smashing into people and things as he went, I probably wouldn’t post it because it’s not my job to chronicle every single thing that happens on an average Florida Friday. And for the most part, that’s exactly what’s going on …
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There’s not a whole lot to say about Karen Marie Dilworth here. Not sure if that says more about me, the blog or both. Karen Marie Dilworth was arrested by police at her Ormond Beach, Fla. home after neighbors allegedly saw her sitting atop her motorcycle in her garage, masturbating. Amongst the audience was a …
Why wouldn’t a woman who allegedly used a pound of bacon on a stove top to drunkenly try burning her ex-boyfriend’s house down be sporting a name like Cameo Adawn Crispi? I mean, of course she would. Crispi began repeatedly texting and calling her ex-boyfriend from his house on March 14, according to charging documents. …
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This story on Kathleen Jardine, a math teacher now twice fired for drinking and being drunk in schools reads in spots like every joke about a drunken traffic stop you’ve ever heard. In this spot, to be specific. After a 911 caller reported a driver swerving in a school zone, police in Gilbert pulled Jardine …
Were you to ask me what sort of person would do this, my answer would be either a drunk guy or a Floridian. In this case, I’d be right twice. Authorities say Travis Ryan Royal of Dunnellon was seen dragging a 48-inch, flat-screen television toward the front door of the Wal-Mart at 9570 SW State …
One of the more creative dine and dashes I’ve seen comes out of Lawton, Oklahoma. Well, I guess it’s not as much a dine and dash as it is a dine and sit there hoping for the best, but you know. Police say Kristi Rhines ordered several alcoholic drinks and food at El Chico in …
We haven’t talked about people leaving their kids unbuckled, but strapping in their beer for a while. I guess we’re due. Robert Eugene Mobley put a bottle of whiskey in the car-seat, put his two-year-old kid in the front seat beside him, and didn’t even bother to buckle him in. Mobley was already quite wabbly, …
Seattle Woman, 33, Arrested After “Humping” Lawn Chairs, Exposing Self A female witness told officers that Hans “had come onto her lawn and was ‘humping’ the lawn chairs,” according to a Seattle Police Department report. The woman added that she and her two children–ages 15 and 11–watched Hans’s late-afternoon performance from a window in their …
If you require the use of a car to drive yourself to your car, you’ve undoubtedly had a good night. But if the car you wish to use is full of the police officers to whom it belongs and you seem to neither notice nor care, you’ve had your good night and possibly a decent …
From this story, we learn two things: 1. Clothing stores in Oklahoma don’t have back to school sales. 2. The liquor stores, on the other hand… A newly-hired teacher was found intoxicated and not wearing any pants inside an Oklahoma high school classroom on her first day of work, according to Wagoner police. Police arrested …
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