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This in-flight molestation business is getting to the point where it may need its own tag. I should get around to that whenever it is that I finally make one for United Breaks. Anyway, the latest case took place on a British Airways flight from London to San Francisco earlier this month. The victim was …
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I’m just going to go ahead and present this without comment, because how am I supposed to improve upon it? A train traveller who had devoured a cocktail of legal highs and alcohol was arrested after trying to have sex with a drinks trolley. Andrew Davidson was seen humping the trolley while shouting ‘I want …
Remember Joe Hundley, the drunken, “nigger baby” slapping Delta passenger? He’s going away for a while, no flight required. In October, Hundley pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge. While prosecutors recommended a six-month prison term, a federal magistrate today opted for a harsher sentence due to Hundley’s prior conviction for assaulting a girlfriend. Hundley apologized …
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Rarely have I experienced the crushing disappointment that comes with a failure to procure adult beverages in advance of a holiday. What can I say, when you’ve got your priorities in order, that sort of thing just doesn’t happen. But when it does, it’s not the end of the world. Sure it may feel like …
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SUV crashes into Colleyville collision repair shop The GMC Yukon crashed into the Lone Star Collision repair in the 6800 block of Colleyville Blvd. of Colleyville on Wednesday after hitting a sedan. Colleyville police believe alcohol and speed were a factor in the accident. The driver was taken into custody and though a name hasn’t …
During this festive time of year, you may find yourself partaking in a few shots or frosty mugs of what is commonly known as Christmas cheer. And while your friendly neighbourhood blog writin’ guys here at Vomit Comet World HQ certainly encourage such behaviour, we also recognize the importance of knowing one’s limit. And since …
They don’t come right out and say it, but I think it’s a good bet that alcohol may have been a factor during Joseph Small’s hotel stay. Those fire extinguisher hoses don’t just put themselves in there, after all. Joseph Small, 20, threw his clothes off and grabbed the appliance from the fourth floor of …
So Rob Ford, after lying for as long as possible like he always does, admitted today that yes, he has indeed smoked crack. Naturally this has Twitter going insane, and it’s starting to confuse the Americans. A while ago I sent out a tweet asking CFRB to please stop calling it “shocking” that Rob Ford …
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When the police have been to your house at least 15 times to settle domestic disputes, what do you do to make sure that number 16 isn’t more of the same old, same old for them? Why you plaster each other with chips and dip, of course. Police say they were called early Friday to …
Note to Timothy Paez: The expression piss on it is just another way of saying ahh forget it, like you should have done when the nice young lady at the bar rejected your advances. It is not, I repeat not something to be treated literally. The woman told police she was standing next to the …