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“Hello, 911? Yes. My name is Antonio Recinos and I would like to lodge a complaint. “So what happened was I was trying to buy…Oh excuse me operator, I see one of Connecticut’s finest in the area, so if you don’t mind I’ll skip the middle man and present my concerns directly. thank you, you …
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Ug! Blech! Yuck eeewww icky. Ok I think I can tell the story now. Paul Andrew Kausalik, a well-known figure at the post office so they say, was out for some fun one night. I guess he had a little too much fun for him to be able to drive, and police pulled him over. …
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So last Saturday we had a party for the shoe thief. Back about a month ago, Shoe turned 40! We wanted to do something special for him, but between Steve feeling sick and one of Shoe’s friends being unavailable because of being on the other side of the world, we put off his party until …
>Holy crap. Exactly how drunk do you have to be to get hit by a train and not know it? Leonard Nickelray says he had been drinking and was walking home groovin’ to his apparently way too loud iPod when the train came up behind him and wompled him. He flew through the air, but …
Here’s another valuable lesson. If you’re going to be dumb enough to dine and dash, don’t leave your 12-year-old daughter behind. Also, don’t then call the sheriff’s department and claim that your daughter was kidnapped. That would have been a strange meal. Melissa Ashley Graham and her daughter sit down to dinner, and Graham orders …
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Eeewww. Don’t let Richard Molett near your kids. he gets excited watching little girls in a cheerleading competition. Gross. There he was, watching some little girls in a park when he whipped it out of his pants and started playing with it right in front of everyone. He was soon arrested, and found to be …
You have to be especially drunk to mistake the flashing lights on a sign for police lights. But that’s what Nicole Scott did. She pulled herself over to the side of the road, getting her car stuck in a snow bank. Then when police arrived, she insisted she wasn’t driving. She was alone, but she …
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We all know that cold booze is good booze, but some of us apparently take this ideal much more seriously than others. And when I say some of us, I mean47-year-old Edna Verdin,who had a cow when chilling her bottle of Tequila Rose in the freezer proved to be more difficult than she had anticipated …
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When your girlfriend refuses to buy you beer, there are several things you can do. Calling it a night comes immediately to mind, as does asking a buddy instead. And now, thanks to Stephen Edward Siebold, I have an option I hadn’t considered.Bite her hand, hit her on the head with a skateboard and engage …
Here’s a little note. If you’re going to take your year and a half-old grandson for a stroll, especially along a highway, do it sober, please. If you’re too drunk, you might just pass out beside the stroller, next to the highway. And here’s another little side note. When police ask you what’s wrong, a …
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