So let me get this straight, Shane Woelke. You were drunk, and this wasn’t the first time. You hit some street signs. You decided that you should probably hide the evidence, so put them in the back of your car. But then you couldn’t manage to get off the road before passing out? You couldn’t …
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And…She Took Off Her Pants?
Here’s an interesting one for ya. We’ve talked about lots of drunks with neglected babies. We’ve talked about drunks driving into snow drifts. But I don’t think we’ve ever talked about a drunken mom who drove her car into a snow drift, got out of it and then took off her pants. Yeah ok. In …
He Cut The Cheese, And My Friends!
So we have learned previously that people have pulled a knife over being told their feet stink. Now, Marc Higgins will do the same if people comment on his flatulence. And boy did he ever. He was at a party getting pretty drunk and I guess he was passing gas a lot. Some others commented …
Doughnut Delivery For The Cops
We’ve talked about people coming to the police asking if they have any warrants for their arrest. Now, someone’s actually committing crimes in the hopes that they’ll get arrested! Yes, Julie L. Pennington was drunk, so drunk that she wasn’t fit to face a judge the next morning. What I’d love to know is what …
Gees! Temper Temper! No, I’m Not Talking To The Baby!
It sounds like Holly M. Razo should steer clear of the booze. She’s probably not the biggest prize while sober, but put some booze in her and oh boy. According to this story, Razo decided to leave her eighteen-month-old baby alone at home while she went to a house a block away to drink and …
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She Doesn’t Want A Whopper.
Gross! Can you imagine working the Burger King Drive-through late at night, and then a dude pulls up to the window wearing no pants. You ask him how you can help, and while holding his genetals, he asks if you’d hold his whopper. Eeewww. Now the police caught up with Richard C. Troupe and he …
Mmm…Police Car Seat
We’ve talked about drunk people sinking their teeth into the hood of a police car. Now, an angry drunk started chewing on the interior of one. Jesse Ray Stewart was drunk, angry and handcuffed. Since his hands couldn’t do anything, he thought he’d use his teeth. And he did, chewing up chunks of the vinal …
The Stuff In The Store Was Free, But You’re Not
Here’s a weird one. There’s a store in Edmonton devoted to saving things from going into the landfill. People pay a couple of bucks to drop something off, and then it’s free for anyone to take. It’s called the free store. Yup, the free store. People just take stuff, ya know, for free. Well, somebody …
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A Friendly Word Or Two For The Nice Folks Down The Hall
Just when I was starting to feel a tinge of what you might call the Christmas spirit, here I am once again wanting to hit a few people with a hammer. Listen, anonimous pecker handles from down the hall. I don’t mind you having some friends over for drinks and fun. We’ll be doing that …
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The Worst Purple Nurple Ever
When I heard the end of this story, I let out a little shriek. We often talk about unfortunate things happening to men’s genetals, but rarely do we hear about the private parts of women ggetting disfigured. I know this isn’t genetals, but still. A Las Cruces woman learned a painful lesson about her mother-in-law …