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I’m not sure I ever want to be this drunk. But staying in a hotel that could be mistaken for the Romanian presidential palace might be pretty ok. Police said the Irish citizen jumped over a fence and escaped from the Defence and Protection Service after breaking a window to get into the palace. The …
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I would ask what kind of person would try drinking hand sanitizer to beat a breath test, but I think most of us know the answer. And if a few of us don’t, the circumstances will explain everything. Also, her last name seems appropriate. Nutter, from Beverley, admitted drink-driving and using a vehicle likely to …
Reading this, my mind goes back and forth between two thoughts. As someone who grew up around my share of irresponsible drunks, I kind of hope this motherfucker never drives or sees his kid again. But the way that Canada and the U.S. treat these things, I imagine he’s already doing both regularly. As someone …
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This is one of the more enjoyable minutes I’ve spent with an anti-masker. And here’s the full 14 minutes of her rambling, crying and getting arrested. Probably an unpopular opinion in some circles, but this is making me miss binging episodes of COPS. Yes, I know it’s on a streaming service now. No, I am …
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How to Date Someone Who’s Sober Without Making It a Thing Another person’s sobriety isn’t about you, so don’t turn it into a big deal. I’m not sure if I’m weird or if the rest of the world is, but I find it extremely odd that we need articles like this one. I enjoy drinking. …
Grey Poupon wine now exists Pretty sure I’m more ok with this development than I am with that Frosty cereal, honestly. No way in hell I’m plunking down the $30 it would take to buy a full bottle of the stuff, but if someone were to come up to me and say “sir, try a …
Beyhan Mutlu sounds like a guy who enjoys a good party. Even if that party is a search party. A search party that, as it turns out, had been sent out to look for him. He had wandered away from his friends in a forest while drunk, according to the Daily Sabah website. His wife …
I can’t remember the last time I ate a pop tart, but I might have to throw some on the grocery list this week. Pop-tarts and Fine Whiskeys, a Pairing Guide The name is a little misleading since not everything here is a whiskey, but you get the idea. And really, if you’re the sort …
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Even though I am one, I often have a really hard time understanding dudes. Seriously, if you don’t have some sort of mental illness, why would you ever think a stranger would react positively to this? It’s even worse because the lady’s daughter was right there, but it’s not as though you would have gotten …
I’m not sure what the stupidest thing I’ve done while drunk is. Not because I’m usually too far gone to remember things like that, but because generally speaking I’m not the kind of person who does a lot that could be classified as seriously, terminally dumb. For instance, it’s rather unlikely that you’ll ever find …