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Kevin Funderburk had to learn that you do not mess with a certain 71-year-old woman. If you do, she will whoop your ass with a frying pan. He convinced her that he was homeless and needed a place to stay. Then he tried to rape her. She was not havin’ this, and wack wack wack! …
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Jason Lee Davis sounds like a total mess. Just look at all the charges to do with drugs, domestic violence and theft. But I think the most memorable charge he’ll ever have involves Davis crapping all over himself and the clothes he was shoplifting and passing out on the grass. Ug. Apparently he just lost …
Police were summoned to a Chicago home because a woman was seen drunk outside holding her three-month-old child under her armpit like a football. And why was Jamie Riley drunk? Oh, she and her husband were just celebrating the fact that the DCFS had dropped their investigation into the safety of their child. Consider the …
Here’s a lesson, courtesy of an unnamed 22-year-old Vancouver, B.C. man. If you’re going to rob a donut shop and use a knife as a weapon, don’t do it while drunk, because you might fall on your own weapon. Needless to say, all he got out of the deal was a trip to the hospital …
Thankfully the story ofDylan Kurihara,a 3-year-old California boy who was the subject of an Amber Alert after going missing while attending a wedding with his father last month, has a happy ending. He was found safe and sound the next day and returned home. Unfortunatley for Joe Kurihara, the boy’s father, his story won’t be …
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There’s an update to the story ofMelissa Lee Williams,she of the non-eaten/non-fumigated vagina. She today pleaded guilty to assault and wassentenced to 90 days in jail. Maybe somebody can eat the thing for her while she’s in there. Can’t be much worse than prison food from what I hear.
Thanks Ro for the lead on this one. There are two lessons we can all take from this little story. 1. Don’t give people you don’t know very well access to naked pictures of yourself, and 2. Do not give people access to passwords to important stuff like your email, banking info, and in this …
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Meet Frederick Wilkes, a man who doesn’t want to be without his ricotta cheese. He, his wife, and a buddy of theirs were going to have lasagna. But when he opened the fridge and found there was only beans in a container that once held the beloved cheese, the blows began to rain down. He …
Oh me oh my. What a story. Let’s just get to telling it. According to reports from flight staff on an airplane, Neil Prendeville, a popular radio personality, just unzipped his pants and started wackin’ it while sitting in his seat between two passengers. He apologized on air for the incident, claiming that he had …
I don’t usually say this, but if you think you might be easy to offend or if you’ve recently eaten and have a weak stomach, just go away, right now! Now for those of you who are still here, I’d like to introduce you to41-year-old Melissa Lee Williams of West Virginia.She seems a little hard …