Thanks Ann for this one. A long time ago, I wrote about a woman not buckling in her kid, but strapping in her beer. Now we have Larry Garza and company strapping cases of beer into two child seats, but holding the kids in their laps. Wow. Talk about priorities.
Category Archives: alcohol was a factor
Sir, Can You Come Over Here And Blow Into Yourself Please?
Looks like we can run the how many years in a row has some idiot been popped for drunk driving during Halloween season while dressed up as a Breathalyzer count to 2. Here’slast year’sin case you’ve forgotten it, and here’sthe story of 19-year-old Matthew Nieveen,2010’s entry. According to a police report, he was driving a …
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Fall From Grace And From A Cliff Face
I read this story first, but had to write easier stuff before I came back for it. Jason Michael Carlsen is suing Bethel Bible School students Sarah Elisabeth Koivumaki and ZacharyGudelunas, and if things went down the way he and the Redding police say they did, he should. The story goes that after a night …
Don’t Those Flashing Blue Lights Just Mean It’s Open For Business?
Ongley Raymond Ocon III needs to seriously lay off the booze. If he’s so drunk that he can’t tell the difference between a cab and a marked police cruiser, he’s had too much. Or maybe he should lay off the booze when combined with the cocaine.
Everybody Wants To Meet The Girl Next Door, But There Are Better Ways To Go About It Than This
Good idea: Taking a shower to sober yourself up after a long night of drinking.Bad idea: Taking your sober up showerat the neighbour lady’s house because you got lost on the way back to your own. “He was very apologetic,” Superintendent Daniel Shean said. The man got lost on the way to his house in …
Mmm…Kittens!
Does Francis McGinley know Gary L. Korkuc? They both have twisted tastes in food, and they’re both twisted individuals. Can you imagine being McGinley’s room-mate? You’re just in your house, loo dee doo, when McGinley, who’s been hittin’ the McGinley pretty good, comes home with 2 blood-soaked 4-week-old kittens. Was he trying to rescue them? …
There’s Too Much Meat In Those Pants
I first read this story because it involved a dude stuffing 8 steaks down his pants and running off with them, and I thought he might have had a less than pleasant encounter with a police dog. But oh no, that didn’t happen. What did happen was pretty funny. A store employee noticed that the …
I Don’t Know What’s More Smashed, Him Or The Door
You know, at least Karl Kornrumpf was close to his house when he tried to break down the wrong door. He was only one street over, not 8 miles from it, or worse yet, 46 miles from it. Two things stand out. That’s one tough door, and he sure seems like an honest guy. I …
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Don’t Go Camping With Katrina Camp
Katrina Diane Camp’s little girl is very, very lucky. Apparently, she, her mother and their dog went camping, and her mother decided to have a little fun. After drinking 3 quarters of a bottle of spiced rum, she decided to go on a hike with the dog, but left her two-year-old daughter naked in the …
Scooting Around The Law
So, here’s a warning to everyone in Florida. Apparently, if someone gets busted for DUI and they’re told they can’t drive a car, they can still tool down the road at 20 miles an hour in a scooter. Oh I feel better already, especially since these suckers have a nearly silent motor. Great! So, as …