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And we thought the guy slugging back a brew while the police wrote him up for DUI was bad. Paul Nigel Sneddon has him beat hands down. This guy got in a car accident after going on a 4-day drinking binge, , and his car was flipped over on its roof, but he still thought …
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Gees! Pedro Vargas needs to either not drink so much, or settle the hell down, or both. Is it reasonable to smack around a restaurant manager because they didn’t have any lemonade? I hope the food he bought from the fast food spot across the street was good, and I hope they had lemonade, because …
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Methinks Thomas Peno doesn’t even need a trial. When he’s in court for getting drunk and breaking into cars, and on a break, manages to get drunk and break into a car, he’s pretty much in the bag. And this is his 40th arrest. You can see he feels right at home.
I’m sure everyone who was involved in arranging and performing the liver transplant on Gurninderjit Thandi wants to rip that liver right out of him again, now that he went and got so drunk that he registered a blood alcohol level of .56. and how do we know his blood alcohol was that high? Oh, …
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Hmmm. How would you pronounce the name Joleen Stupar? I’m leaning towards pronouncing it like “stooper,” since she was found slumped over her steering wheel drunk. I might even call her Stupid Stupar because she had her three-year-old child in the back seat when she passed out drunk with a .39 blood alcohol level. Real …
You’ve gotta be a special kind of drunk to piss and shit all over yourself and then drive around like that, but you’ve gotta be a special kind of moron to, after you sober up, plead with the officers to leave the embarrassing details out of the arrest report. Not gonna happen, especially when you’re …
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I wonder if Guy Edward Jones knows Rajah Theiveneraeas . Both men have a similar reaction to not having dinner ready for them. I.e. burn down the house. At least in Jones’s case, he was the only one inside when it happened. And, not that it makes it any better, but he was drunk. I …
In Canada, this coming weekend is a long holiday one, and you know what that means. Beer, and hopefully lots of it. But if you’re sick of the same old brew and want something different,here are a few you may not have tried,which may or may not be a good thing. Pizza Beer made the …
You know how I thought a guy drunkenly thinking he was home when he was 8 miles from home was bad? Here’s a guy 46 miles from home. Aaron Ward pissed on himself, stripped off his clothes and tried to climb into what he thought was his window. How about nope? Now, I don’t know …
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This case would be sad, but nothing special, except for one detail. Rene E. Fernandez got drunk and started driving like a maniac. He hit an elderly couple and hurt them pretty badly. As they waited for help, he grinned and walked around the accident scene with no regard for their well-being. They used to …