I know James Jones got acquitted, but the story’s still funny because it sounds like it *could* have happened, they just didn’t have enough evidence to prove it. According to Melanie Guglielmino, an employee at a grocery store in Scotland, she walked into the fruit and vegetable aisle and found two men standing near a …
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Janice Want Some Handcuffs?
You have to be drunk beyond drunk to be unable to stand up, speak to officers, or remove a parrot from your forehead, even when it’s biting you. But apparently, that was the state of Janice McCoy-Nuttle when cops arrived. But she was sure able to hurl an inhaler at her husband. Too bad it …
It’s Drunken Driving Barbie!
Wow. You can get busted for drinking and driving, even if you’re driving a Barbie car designed for toddlers. Apparently it doesn’t even go as fast as a scooter. This brings up a weird question, and I can’t remember if I’ve asked it before. Can you get a DUI for driving a wheelchair drunk? I …
One For The Road?
Ya know, if you’re going to refuse to do the field sobriety tests, chugga lugging back a beer while the trooper finishes up his paperwork on the accident you were just in isn’t going to help your case. What I don’t get is why the trooper didn’t get him to dump his beer. That’s just …
The Price Of Gas Was Too High
What kind of psycho throws a knife at her brother during an argument over gas prices? Never mind that it stabbed her one-year-old niece in the head when her brother ducked, and the baby is now in serious condition. She threw a knife over gas prices! What did she hope to accomplish by throwing a …
That Was An Easy Catch
Ow ow ow ow ow! A guy broke into a hunting and fishing store, but the robbery was not successful. Why? He lost his balance and fell on some fish hooks, getting them embedded in his butt. One of them had to be removed in hospital. Oh, you say, but how do you know they …
And Now, It’s Time For The Seventh Inning Blech!
I think the most I saw at a ballgame in terms of disorderly conduct was a dude mooning someone. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone deliberately throw up on a kid. Yeah, the kid was 11. That says something about the deliberate puker, Matthew R. Clemmens. And to Mr. Clemmens, I say ha ha …
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1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, Police Custody
Genoveva Amacenda-Velona must have some enormous testicles, and I’m thinking she also has an equally opposite sense of responsibility. Amacenda-Velona, 30, was nabbed for drunk driving. But this was far from your run of the mill drunk driving case. She was nabbed for drunk driving involvinga half finished bottle of Jose Cuervo tequila sitting next …
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If There’s Ever A Good Time To Give A Fake Name To The Cops, This Might Be It
When you’re pulled over and tests show that you’re almost 4 times over the legal blood alcohol limit, telling the friendly officer “Dude, I do this every night; I’m straight up and not drunk!” is never a good response. But when you’re sporting the nameZachary R. Duis,it makes things seem that much worse.
Blame
I’ve been on a book-reading kick, so here come my thoughts on another book. I’m kicking myself for waiting this long to review this book. I finished it nearly two weeks ago, and I know that my thoughts about the book have become a little foggier than I’d like. It was called Blame by Michelle …