I Never Thought Of A Broom Closet As Comfy.

That’s a lot of drinking. Some girl got drunk in a bar, passed out in a broom closet and didn’t wake up until the bar closed. When she did, she wandered around the bar and set off lots of silent alarms before calling a friend to come pick her up because she couldn’t find her …

Well, She’s Probably One Now

Recently arraigned on felony charges of criminal endangerment, assault with a weapon and criminal mischief was 22-year-oldCamaree N. Fellonwho, I should add, sounds like a doll. Before following in her own vehicle, Fellon allegedly caused a significant amount of damage to her boyfriend’s home by shooting the pistol into the wall, breaking out several windows, …

There’s Always Room For J E L L Y…Fish

There’s really not a whole lot to this story. Keith Edward Marriottwas just out having some fun, provided fun is getting hammered, repeatedly pretending to drown and throwing jellyfish on teenagers. You know, just a regular day at the office. The main reason I’m posting this is because I have a couple questions. 1. when …

2009 Darwin Awards!

If there’s anything that’ll make me break the I’m not going to post for a little while so I can rest my brain promise I made to myself earlier this week, it’s the annual Darwin Awards. I got the release this morning, so here they are for your enjoyment. // 2009 Darwin Award WINNERS Announced …

I Bet This Marriage Will Be Short

To the bride to be of Jordan Iddings: By the sounds of what’s written here and in this more detailed account, you are so in for a life of pain, misery and worry. Way to choose a husband. During the course of his bachelor party, this guy groped a woman, and then when she slapped …

You’re A Drunk One, Mr. Grinchlet

While this story makes me very sad because of its circumstances, the image of a 4-year-old boy in a brown dress drinking a beer and stealing Christmas presents from neighbours can’t help make me cackle and howl. The poor little guy is messed up something fierce. His dad’s in jail, his mom is getting a …

There’s A Charge For That?

The story of Daniel L. Shilts Jr. peeing in the back seat of a police car and on a cop is about as bad as the launching of the well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin. He was driving drunk, obviously so, and got stopped for it. When he was arrested, he pissed in the back …

Hungry Like The Statue

The spelling is off, but it’s too close not to include in the aptly named criminal file. Two men have been arrested and face several charges each in connection with the thefts of multiple wolf statues that are part of a public art display in the town of Abingdon, Virginia. They are brothersBascome and Ernie …