Wow, people are getting weirder and weirder about what they choose to drive to the bar. Dennis LeRoy Anderson decided his mode of transport would be a motorized La-Z-Boy chair. What a sweet-sounding chair though. Proctor Deputy Police Chief Troy Foucault said the chair was powered by a converted lawnmower with a Briggs & Stratton …
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Tools In His Ass
I hope this isn’t true. if it is, it’s yet another example of a story that can be told by starting with the words a Romanian man, and it also means that Viorel Firoiu, after eating cherries and becoming plugged up, decided to have a few drinks and thenplug himself up a bit more with …
Maybe They’ll Put On His Rap Sheet That He Wrapped Himself In A Sheet
This tale of a man breaking in to a house naked, and just sort of hanging around is just too weird. The unknown man washed himself with a garden hose in the driveway, then knocked on the front door. Finding no answer, he went around back and just hung around naked in a chair. Well, …
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Never Smile, Or Piss, At A Crocodile
Oh my. We’re so getting a fake kidnapping tag. It’s happening. Today, it’s happening. I’m sure the first story this unknown man told about battling men who abducted him, getting shot, and getting thrown to ferocious crocodiles in Mexico was a hell of a lot more cool-sounding than what really happened which was…he drunkenly pissed …
He Certainly Put the Poo In Pool
Ug. Now there’s something I wouldn’t want to have happen. A Florida family suddenly heard something crash into their pool screen and fall into their pool. It turned out to be a naked, drunk man covered in poop. Yup. When they recognized him, he ran away, but police tracked him, Robert Stark Higgins, down. All …
Booze Cruise
When that dudebuilt a driveable motorized barstoola few months ago, somebody was paying attention. That somebody is Matthias Krankl, who converted a beer crate into a 4-wheeler and took it for a spin. He might have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those darn cops, those darn cops thathe tried to outrun …
Unsafe Gun Safety Lesson
Here’s a case of someone who’s going to be scarred for life. an aptly named man named James Looney decided that he had to give his girlfriend a lesson in gun safety. His method? Hold a gun to his own head and ask her if when he pulled the trigger, it would go off. the …
Flyin’ The Sousena
It’s a good thing this ended well, it could have been much, much worse. In germany, a man decided to go for a flight in his Cessna. He also decided to pack some beer and wine and drink while he flew. He ended up getting so off course that air traffic control folks had to …
Does Your James Hang Low?
Hey there James Lowe. When you bring your clothes to the laundry, you’re still supposed to wear pants. It certainly doesn’t help your case when you start flashing people and you’re sitting there sluggin’ back the booze outside the laundromat. I think police are less likely to buy your story that it was really your …
That’s Not A Ramp For Scooters!
Wow. that’s some crazy drunkenness. Daniel Samplanski got so drunk that he didn’t even realize he was on the freeway! And why did he borrow his neighbour’s electric scooter? This was apparently his fifth drunk driving charge. Watch this chopped up video. Does he look pretty toasted? This brings me to a weird question. What …