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Here’s another drunk guy who walked into the wrong house. Poor Teddy Brisseaux won’t be able to say that he just dreamed this one. Police were dispatched to a Bruce Avenue house shortly before 4:30 a.m. Sunday after being told about a house break-in at a home a block from the defendant’s home. When officers …
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Here’s a marriage that’s likely doomed to fail. Sean Kelly married his room-mate’s sister. At the wedding, the booze was flowing, and apparently so were the insults between bride and groom’s families. Before it was over, 10 people were in a big old shoving match, some of them sustaining cuts and bruises. the cops were …
Who the fuck gets into a fight with an opossum, and over what? I can’t answer the second part of that question, but the answer to the first is41-year-old Kevin A. Temple. Temple was observed by police walking on the sidewalk holding a live opossum by the tail. He told police he had gotten into …
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Yes, that was lame. Steve may want to slap me. I woke up way too early, so I decided to look for posts, and lo and behold…I found an incident of a dude gettin’ it on with something. Danny Brawner was really enjoying himself, humping the trunk of his car in a grocery store parking …
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Ok guys, listen close, this is important. When a woman at the bar tells you to please stop groping her and waving your junk at her and others, it would be in your best interests to listen lest you end up like the British tourist whobecame an unwilling participant in a weenie roaston his trip …
Burin, Newfoundland resident Stewart Brenton, 47, has become the first case of truly appropriate drunk driving sentencing I’ve ever heard of. Back in June, Brenton appeared in court on charges of driving while impaired, flight from police and driving while disqualified. He was convicted and as part of his sentence, he was slapped with a …
A woman blew a .413 on the breathalyser and still managed to walk a straight line in heels! That’s scary! that’s one hell of an alcohol tolerance.
Ooo! More food feuding. This was over undercooked potatos and burned bread. Oh, and the chick was drunk, but still.
>Arrested recently in Florida on a DUI charge wasRandy Joe Beverage.
People always wonder what would happen if a blind person tried to take a picture. Well, you’re about to find out, and it’s probably not gonna be pretty. This is what happens when a drunk blink decides it would be cool to try and take pictures with her cellphone. If I’m lucky, there will be …