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Here’s a story similar to that one where that shoplifter gave a false address that just happened to be the address of one of his arresting officers. This time, a drunk driver drove into a cop’s garage and then insisted he lived there. The cop, who just happened to be driving home at the time, …
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Oh boy. I would have hated to have been the 92-year-old woman who came home to find a man passed out on her floor wearing a pair of her Depends. His story is that he was drunk and somehow lost his pants when he went to relieve himself in the woods. So he needed to …
Amazingly I haven’t had the fake ones emailed to me yet this year. Either people are starting to figure this stuff out or I’m less popular than I used to be. My money’s on option 2. Don’t forget to visitDarwinAwards.comfor a lot more of this stuff. ANNOUNCING THE 2008 DARWIN AWARD WIENERS! THE DARWIN AWARDS: …
This whole sequence of events is wacked out to the max. Tia Ross, a 25-year-old mother of 3, goes out with a dude for her birthday. Then at some point, he decides to go home and check on his children…and never comes back. What an asshole. If she was too hammerd for him, he should …
If you’ve ever wondered to yourself gee, has anybody ever tried to take a bite out of a police car during an arrest,wonder no more.Thanks to 47-year-old Scott Russell of Fairfax, Vermont, we know that the answer is definitely yes. Police said they were responding to 911 hang-up call from Russell’s home and when they …
It’s a new year, and that can mean only one thing. That’s right, new stories about people humping things! First up (see what I did there?) for 2009 is Jose Raul Moreno-Lopez of Tampa, Florida. Unless somebody has come up with the $7750 required to spring him, he is currently sitting in the Orient Road …
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I must be doing something wrong. I’ve been hammered a time or 2, but never to the point of any of the people we keep writing about here. Somebody please tell me what I should be doing to get the full value out of my booze dollars. I feel like I’m leaving quite a bit …
Yes officer, I am driving drunk right now, but I’m no danger to anybody. Really, I’m being extra careful. In fact, all this time I’ve been tooling around out here I have taken great care tomake sure that I’ve got one eye shut at all times so I won’t see double.What’s that you say? Get …
“I wish to have sex with you.” “I must respectfully decline.” “Please? It would really make my night if in fact I could have sex with you.” “No thank you, good sir, I wish not these things.” “Oh come on my sweet. Let us make the wonderful music of love with one another.” “Again I …
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I don’t have anything else to say except oh look! A drunken horse in a pool! Hahahahahahha! That’s about as funny as the drunken moose. And they both ate rotten apples.