Attention fans ofThe Darwin Awards.Watch for the name David Stanifer. I have a feeling you’ll be seeing it one day if this is any indication. Flaming Pet Rat Starts Fire, Damages Titusville Home The quick and dirty of the story is that this guy and a couple of buddies were having some fun chasing their …
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Goldy-Schlogs And The Three Bewildered Residents
Well, it looks like not just blind drunks end up in the wrong house after a night of fun. Hell, we already knew that people with functioning eyes can stumbel into the wrong apartment in the same building. Now, we’ve discovered that if you get to a certan level of drunkenness, you can be eight …
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Here’s Some Proof For Ya
It’s funny that not long after Steve talked about how determined alcoholics are to drive drunk, this story appears. Yup, that proves it. They put an ignition interlock device on his car that is designed to prevent him from driving drunk, and he figures a way around it. It’s just good he got caught. Now …
The Judge Should Be Locked Up For His Recklessness Too
Ok, Steve’s Angry. Why?Here’s why. A story about fetching coffee for nuns kept a southern Ontario man out of jail yesterday for driving while suspended. Danilo Almendarez, 50, faced the usual penalty of a short stay in custody after admitting he got behind the wheel in March while serving a one-year ban for impaired driving. …
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You Folks Sure Are A Hot Crowd
Brothers Ian and Matthew Balderama are currently being held on arson and murder charges forsetting fire to their family home by pouring gas down the basement stairs and lighting a match. The blaze, which the 2 idiots set as a prank on their cousin, turned into a joke on their father who was apparently drunker …
Doesn’t Everybody Do That?
This is so dumb that I feel it should be posted. Check out this snip from astory about fights during a college football game. Police arrested Lucas Widdicombe after someone sitting near him said he had a cup, and “he had urinated in the cup and was going to throw it at Ball State fans.” …
Great Coping Skills, Dude
I shouldn’t have read this story today. I am suddenly filled with rage at the father. So you couldn’t save your wife. That’s sad. But what the fuck kind of shape do you think you’re leaving your son in by telling him you’re going to shoot yourself, threatening to shoot anyone who came near you …
>Um, Where Are My Clothes? Why Am I In This Cell?
>At least this wasn’t how our drunken neighbour found himself. I don’t know how Steve would have felt if he reached out to help the guy and discovered the guy had no clothes on. And at least he didn’t hurl on our floor.
An Aptly-Named Wacko
In the case of this lune, they never said how she was related to the kids in the car. for their sake, I hope she’s not their mom. I mean, for starters, she was high as a kite while driving them around. It’s bad enough she was driving them around while high, but if that’s …
Drinking, And Driving, And Texting?
Wow, this guy thought he was hot shit. He thought he could text while driving drunk. He couldn’t, and got stopped. I think it’s hilarious that he got stopped just two days after a new law was enacted making it illegal to drive and text. Ha ha ha ha ha.