I’m sure most of you reading these words already know this, but for the benefit of everybody else, here’s a helpful tip from your friends at Vomit Comet World HQ. If your plan is to get drunk with some friends and then take a stolen canoe out for a joyride, it’s a good idea to …
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Update On The Wielechowskis
Remember the Wielechowskis? Well, they’re now trying to defend their actions. So, you say he never kicked you, those random people started slugging him for no good reason, and you were dragged into the elevator for no good reason? Yeah, uh-huh, sure. Something tells me the other version was closer to the truth.
Kids Today!
Oh boy. Is this a case of Jacob Bowring trying to retaliate? Nope, the guy’s name is Leonard Litt, strangely enough he was pretty lit up when they found him, and he hit the wrong car. Why in hell would he want to ram his dad’s car anyway? That’s never explained. And did he think …
Will Work For Booze
A survey of 1000 individuals and 250 businesses reveals that 1 out of 3 employees has gone to work hung over and that many of them have been drunk on the job. I feel that this news is noteworthy for 2 reasons. First because the numbers sound a tad low to me, and secondly because …
Go Directly To Jail. Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $1
Angelique R. Vandeberg could find herself with a lot of time to sit in the corner and think about what she’s done. The 28-year-old woman is facing up to 3 years in prison for allegedlyshooting her 8-year-old daughter in the leg with a BB gun to win a $1 bet she had made with her …
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Wow, What A Prize
I think this woman must be unsatisfied with a lot more than her sex life to act like this. When deputies arrived, the woman denied any assault had taken place, and repeatedly, without sparing a vulgar euphemism, told the deputies about how unsatisfied she was with her sex life — some of the time carrying …
Trouble In Paradise?
Ooo! this humdinger conclusion of a wedding night fits into a couple of categories. There’s of course the predictable category of humdinger wedding night conclusions, but also the groom is a dentist! This story has what the hell written all over it. Why did he Karate kick her? Why did she fight off people coming …
Another Parental Disaster
Yeah, breaking a window with a brick and punching school officials who won’t release your daughter to you because you’re too hammered is a fine example to set for your 2-year-old daughter.
I’m Not Think You Who I Am
The following is a helpful tip from your friends at the Vomit Comet. If you’re going to go out drinking and need to use a fake ID, do your best to make sure that the guy you’re pretending to beisn’t wanted by the police for anything. Winona police were called to Brothers Bar, 129 W. …
Just A Thought
Hmmm. If you’re willing to hurl glass objects at each other over who ate the last english muffin, ending in head wounds, maybe you shouldn’t be room-mates. Or maybe you should cut back on the booze.