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We’ve all seen the scene on TV where someone has tried everything to persuade a suicidal person not to do it, and out of desperation, they try to snap them out of it. But if you’re going to try that in real life, for one, be sure you have things very much under control, and …
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This one’s a bit old, but when has that ever stopped us before? Charged with vehicular assault and obstructing a law enforcement officer after a crash last October isGlen Alan Casebeer,who went above and beyond the call of duty to ensure that his story was as funny as possible to folks like you and I …
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Ok, who thought this idea would work? Can I zap them too? In Wales, there’s a woman who can’t stop calling 999 and uttering fake bomb threats and such. Thelma Dennis often does this when she is drinking. So, after 60 convictions, they decide to try a weird therapy on her. They tape electrodes to …
Ok, let’s meet Neil Jorgensen, a man who can’t seem to stop contradicting himself, and providing material for the What the Fuck Department. After a year’s worth of good work at a casino near Iowa City, he got a gift certificate to stay there. So he did, and tried to get a hooker because, um, …
Wow. First we had guys buckling their beer in but endangering themselves, now we have women buckling in their beer and endangering their children! I can’t believe there would be two incidents of folks seatbelting cases of beer instead of people, but there they are.
When you’ve been drinking, decide to drive home, but then think it’s a bad idea, do you…a. stop and call a cab?b. let someone else drive?c. Stay somewhere?or… d. call 911 and say you might need some help because you’re too intoxicated to drive? If you chose D, welcome to the Pat Dykstra club. Strangely …
Do you ever wonder if you’re an alcoholic? Well, if you buckle your beer into the passenger’s seat, even though you don’t buckle yourself in as you drive drunk, I think you can safely, er, unsafely, say the answer is yes.
These are the real ones as published by DarwinAwards.com, not the ones from the stupid emails that everybody likes to send out all the time. You know, the ones that for some reason have the same fake stories in them every year? RUNNER UP # FIVE: THE LAPTOP STILL WORKS (Confirmed True by Darwin) “Driving is …
I guess when you’re last name is moron, you’re doomed to do moronic things like, oh, say, getting drunk and driving your truck into someone’s house. I admit it has gotta suck when your name is Bryan Scott Moron. What a life that creats for you, even if you’re not prone to do stupid things.
Wow. This guy would feel pretty stupid in the morning. Jeremy Hart showed up drunk to rob a house, wearing a red Santa hat among other things, ploughed his car into a snow bank, only took prescription drugs and votive candles, and when he went to leave, he discovered he couldn’t get out of said …