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Not exactly cutting edge news here (story is from 2015), but I’m sharing for 2 reasons. 1: Because it reminds me of this and 2: because holy shit, right? According to an incident report from the Columbia County Sheriff’s Office, 57-year-old Neil Berry of Appling came home on Sunday night to find his wife, 59-year-old …
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Maybe it has something to do with me not driving, but it never fails to amaze me when something like this happens and the person just keeps right on going like it’s no big thing. Police were called to the Logan intersection of Victoria Street and Station Road early on Saturday morning after locals had …
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I’m glad the Vermont state police have a shred of a reasonable explanation for why Allen R. Johnson Sr. may have thought it a good idea to get up and slip on a fresh pair of pants whilst driving his big rig down the highway one morning not long ago, because it means that at …
Believe it or not, I can come up with a few reasons why one might walk into a lingerie store empty handed and walk out with a display mannequin. Maybe you work for the mannequin company and the store people asked you to take it. Maybe it’s someone’s idea of a harmless prank. Or maybe …
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I’m giving this one a soundtrack because we need to get it in before it’s too late to be topical. Tempting as it may be, there are more productive ways of voicing your displeasure with Donald Trump and his supporters than showing up at one of his rallies and vandalizing the cars there with peanut …
I think by now we’re all getting pretty tired of the great clown panic of 2016, so for a moment, let us take a break from talking of creepy clowns…and talk of drunken ones instead. According to an arrest warrant, the Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office was dispatched to the scene after “a series of calls about a …
I could sit here and list each individual thing that went wrong here, but to save us all some time, let’s just say that all of them did and leave it at that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux7Qg6x-wKA An officer was checking a reported disturbance on Wednesday when he heard brakes squeal and an SUV slam into the patrol …
Not much to this one, but it does feature my new favourite excuse for being no good at drinking and driving. You see officer, the vehicle with which I just plowed into that there stationary one is not my drinking car. They don’t explain exactly what that means, but I can only assume that she’s …
I know that the point of this video is supposed to be that it’s technically possible to get yourself legally drunk by doing nothing but eating food with alcohol on the ingredients list, but what I take from it is either that this fella is a serious lightweight (he did say he was feeling it …
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Perhaps I’m the idiot here, but it strikes me that bringing your three small children into your friend’s house while you watch football there would, believe it or not, cause you far less trouble than leaving them in the car…in Pennsylvania…in January. But I guess there’s no explaining that to the kind of guy who …