Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
USA: Shoppers brawl in Kentucky as Black Friday chaos begins Here’s around 30 seconds worth of video from the Kentucky food court fight mentioned earlier. I could really do without every person who films something being sure to yell to everybody that he’s got it on video, by the way. You can either tell your …
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Black Friday Brawl 2015, crazy guy swings on cop I knew it was just a matter of time. The video above was taken at a Walmart in El Paso, Texas. Walmart, by the way, announced earlier this month that they had plans to make the Black Friday shopping experience simpler for their customers. Good to …
The New York Daily News recently caught up with the family of Jdimytai Damour, the Walmart worker who was killed in a literal doorbuster back in 2008. Not only do they talk about how much they miss him, but the story then goes on to detail once again just how terrible the people who run …
While we continue to wait for this year’s videos, why not take a few minutes to relive some old ones? Some we’ve covered here, some we haven’t, but all are a good reminder that you’re better off inside reading this than going out there.
I’m still waiting for the first real life store riot of the day, which is legitimately shocking to me. But it seems that Best Buy Canada has given us the online equivalent by shitting the bed not long after their big sale started. The online backlash against Best Buy Canada began shortly after the company …
The First Black Friday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm-wB4CCZuQ Some funny stuff here from Jimmy Kimmel. Don’t forget to send me (Steve) any ridiculous Black Friday videos and stories you find or have been involved in. Here’s the contact info again.
I used to spend a lot of time in record stores, but like everyone else I gradually did so less and less and had pretty much given up altogether by the mid 2000s. The only time you’ll find me in one nowadays is Christmas when I need a gift for someone who hasn’t figured out …
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Whether you’re deciding if you should stay inside until this all blows over or trying to figure out where you’re going to find the best riot, this may help. By analyzing Facebook data to see which states seem the most interested in Black Friday events as well as FBI crime statistics related to aggravated assaults, …
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Black Friday – Movie Trailer This is fake…I think. Fake, but also reasonably accurate. And so begins the 2015 Black Friday Body Count. As much as I’d love for folks to stop acting like savage, barbaric, knuckle dragging goddamned imbeciles in the name of televisions thus rendering this unnecessary, I have to admit it’s nice …
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