Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Gawker has compiled some more riot videos. Interestingly, every single one of them was shot at a Walmart. I don’t know if this is a post that will stand on its own or if they’re updating it as the day goes bye, but there’s enough here to keep you going for a while. People are …
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This is video from a Walmart (surprise surprise) in a place called Moultrie, Georgia. It shows “people” (that’s in quotes for a reason) battling it out over…something or other. Somebody in the comments over on Fark says it looks like gaming systems, but honestly, does it really matter?
I hate Black Friday. I really do. I mean I like good deals on shit I don’t need or that I’m going to give to somebody who doesn’t need it either as much as anybody, but when the simple act of bargain shopping degenerates into danger, injury and death with the approval and encouragement of …
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What do you know, another completely insane bit of Black Friday video. Didn’t see that coming. Warning: VERY LOUD SOUND! Made me jump when it started playing. This lovely scene took place at a Walmart in Mesquite, Texas. I swear Walmart is the setting for about 98% of these things. Why is that? The people …
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Thanks to the Borowitz Report for reminding us that not all Black Friday news has to be bad news. “We have been looking for evidence that the economy is on the mend,” said Davis Logsdon, chairman of the economics department at the University of Minnesota. “When people resort to homicide to buy a Blu-ray player, that …
Checking in once again from the Black Friday news desk, this time to give you this video of a bunch of idiots rioting over $2 waffle makers at a Walmart in Arkansas. What can I say? I need a drink and someplace to sob.
We started the day with some complimentary Walmart pepper spray, and now we keep the Black Friday fun times a rollin’ with a nice round of this Hollister is taking too damn long to open, so let’s bust in and start loading stuff. Around 12:30 this morning, Hollister was burglarized by a crowd of Black Friday …
Here’s a Black Friday deal you may have missed. A woman at a Walmart in Los Angeles was giving out free pepper spray to customers late last night. Yes, you heard me, free. Why such a deep discount? It’s actually pretty simple. When you don’t have to pay for the bottle it usually comes in, …
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A while back when I mentionedhow dumb I think Black Friday is,things like this were exactly what I had in mind. A Wal-Mart worker was killed Friday when “out-of-control” shoppers desperate for bargains broke down the doors at a 5 a.m. sale. Other workers were trampled as they tried to rescue the man, and customers …
>Hey. I figured I’d better take a break from drinking in the sun and pop in and say hello and happy Thanksgiving to everybody. Yes my American friends who I know make up a majority of our site visitors, today is Thanksgiving. It’s real Thanksgiving, meaning the Canadian version, not that wacky November thing y’all …