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Eeewww! Just eeewww! Something tells me the Wyndham Gardens Hotel in Atlanta is going to have to keep really really clean after this story. According to the story, a grandmother had taken a couple of grandkids for a weekend of fun before they started school. They came back to the hotel and found that they …

Weird Fried Food

We always hear about the deep-fried things at Texas State Fair. Here are this year’s finalists in the Big Tex Choice fried food awards contest. Some of these don’t sound half bad. Some of them sound positively blech. Deep Fried S’mores Pop•Tart – Pop•Tart with a sensational chocolate, peanut butter, s’mores flavor is lightly battered …

Those Aren’t Yeast Infection Treatment Tablets!

Ok. First we had Nicholas my ass is an ATM Harris, and now we have Elizabeth my crotch is a pill-dispenser Progris. These two cases are so similar that I have to wonder if the two people knew each other. Before being booked, Progris told investigators she had nothing illegal or not allowed in jail …

Excuse Me, Can I Bum A Dollar?

The timeline onthe story of Nicholas Ryan Harrisleaves me with a question, which I’ll get to in a moment. But first, the story. Harris was picked up by police and being booked into jail on charges of driving under the influence, possession of marijuana and possession of paraphernalia. As part of the booking process, he …

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If you woke up this morning wondering what the kind of fellow who wouldon more than one occasion secretly beat off into a coworker’s water bottlemight look like, then according to police, prosecutors and a DNA test, Michael Kevin Lallana (pictured above) is your answer. Prosecutors say Lallana met the co-worker, a woman in her …

He Has A Date Now…A Court Date

Robert Stephen Smith sounds like he’ll have quite a lot of convincing to do before a judge will believe nothing was going on. The story goes that someone working near an ice cream shop saw Smith with his pants down, havin’ a grand old time. So, he called 911. A sergeant who was on his …

Trixie Gets A Novel

I don’t think Trix has gotten a post all to herself in a while. I think she’s due. I always knew that she responded to different people in different ways, but I’ve noticed something else. Among the people she loves, even they get different kinds of affection. There’s me. I get the dancing around me, …