Remember that guy who found a dead thing in his pepsi can? He thought it was a mouse. Actually, the FDA took the can, analyzed it, and said it’s afrog. It was a partially-decomposed frog, but a frog nonetheless. And now Pepsi is screaming that it could not have possibly come from their plant. I …
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Hey, Daddy, There’s A Creepo In The Outhouse
Man accused of climbing into pit toilet – again Yup, again. Somehow, like in the case of Des Moines Man Jumps Into River Again, the word “again” makes it even funnier. Gary Moody had done this before, always saying that he had dropped something or other into the outhouse and that’s why he was in …
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A Happy Egg Is A Processed Egg
I didn’t think boiling eggs was all that difficult, butperhaps I’m wrong. TheHappy Egg Company,who’s website is completely inaccessible to blind people unless I’m missing something, is now selling packs of preboiled and preshelled free range eggs for folks who “love free range eggs but don’t have the time or knack to prepare a boiled …
Pepsi Mouse
You know you really really love diet pepsi when you keep buying it and drinking it even after finding a dead mouse in a pepsi can. Yeah, now they just buy the bottles and pour it into a glass. That makes it so much better. I wouldn’t be able to drink the stuff after drinking …
The Can Is Exactly Where This Belongs
I wasn’t sure that thecheeseburger in a cancould ever be topped, but I think it may have just been done. Beholdthe whole chicken in a can.Yes, bones and all. Grab yourself a bucket and click the link for lots of pictures and some pretty funny step by step narration. I’m glad I’ve already eaten lunch …
You Are Here?
I just did a quick check, and it appears I haven’t done one of these since last November. Wow, that seems like way too long. So I’ll spare you a whole lot of banter since I don’t have much of substance to say today (How is this different from most other days?) and we’ll get …
I Smell A Crappy Car Thief
Ya know what? crying like a baby isn’t the most humiliating thing you can do during a robbery. crapping your pants is the new, uh, low. That’s exactly how the kid put it. “I crapped my pants.” Maybe stealing from cars isn’t your thing.
Was The Plane Bathroom Occupied?
That would suck. You’re on a plane, minding your own business, watching a movie…and suddenly someone starts pissing on you! By the sounds of it, Jerome Kenneth Kingzio just stood beside the 66-year-old woman and started to drain the lizard on her. What a weirdo! what I find even weirder is that this case was …
More Great Moments In Journalism
It’s a pretty slow day around here, sohere are some of those funny news bloopers I love so much.I wouldn’t call these the top 10 funniest, but there’s some good stuff here. I feel sorry for the guy in number 1. Having This happen to you would definitely be the number 2’s.
Wasted Trip
That has gotta suck. A dude who didn’t want to be identified went to a rest stop and used the john. Then he couldn’t find his keys. Thinking they had gone into the john, he decided to get ’em back. Oh dear. That’s when the trouble started. He unscrewed something at the base of the …