It’s not that hard to make an amusing post out of the story of a former assistant district attorney taking a dump on a bench outside of an IHOP to begin with, but when that former assistant district attorney has enough of a sense of irony to do so in the town ofBrownsville,it definitely makes …
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Some Food Just Shouldn’t Be In A Vending Machine
*gag*. *gag*. *hurl!* Why in christ would you buy a burger out of a vending machine anyway? Ug. I can’t look at this anymore.
Blech!
It’s a really good thing I didn’t see this while I had the flu. Having it described in such vivid detail makes me wanna hurl. I’ll never look at a can of mushrooms or spaghetti sauce the same way again.
The Clearing House of Carin’s Head
Well hey everybody. You’ve probably noticed it’s been kinda quiet around here. Well, there are a couple of good reasons for that, and I decided to write about them, along with a couple of ideas that have been floating through my head. Long, long, long post ahead. The main reason is because Steve and I …
Ooo! A Big Brown swimming Pool!
Ug. Just reading this makes me gag. That officer is awesome. If that dog wasn’t a chocolate lab before, he would have looked like one when they pulled him out of that sewage tank packed full of shit. Just the thought that he leapt into a tank of human feces and only human feces makes …
I know He Might Think the Lawyer And The Jury Were Shitheads, But…
Yuck! A long time ago, I read about a dude showing up for court in a suit, tie, and a covering of feces. Now, another dude has slathered his lawyer with his feces and heaved the rest at a juror. Because of that, there’s been a mistrial. I wonder how many of those stunts he’ll …
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Why Waste?
If you’re the type of person that’s intoinspirational semen based recipies,thenThe Testicles Cookbook – Cooking with Ballswill probably be right up your alley. The Testicles Cookbook – Cooking with Balls is a multimedia cookbook complete with how-to videos on cooking testicle dishes. Including Testicle Pizza, Testicle Goulash and White Wine Testicles, this is a short …
>Searching…for A Place To Hurl
> 02 Nov, Sun, 23:53:26Google:can i get an std from eating shit Why on earth do you want to know? Did you eat shit? Why? *gag*.
Bloody Hell!
Wow. There’s a new weapon to try and use to fend off police officers while trying to shoplift. Nothing will gross them out like a well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin. Those are their words, repeatedly used, not mine. But even funnier than the repeated use of those words is this priceless piece of writing. …
Looks Like You Ended Up Where You Belong
These three little brats, or at least one of them, got the best punishment ever. they decided to steal from a tip box. It was put there so that a local charity could maintain portable toilets around a park. As they ran away, the fastest of them fell into a makeshift latrine dug by some …