Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Well, here I sit. It’s 6:00 a.m. and I’ve been up since 2. Yea great joys. So I thought I’d babble about some things that have been on my mind. Sorry for not being around lately, life has been keeping me very busy. Not uninspired, just tired. First of all, not being able to sleep …
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Happy Monday to everybody. I hope you’re all having a good day, and I hope you’re keeping cool if it’s hot where you are. It’s hot here, that I know for sure. Canadian weather is just fucking weird, there’s no other way to describe it. A few days ago we were treated to some beautiful …
What is happening to me? Am I aging too fast? I feel like a grandmother because of what I’m about to say, but I’m going to say it anyway. Holy crap how lazy are we getting? I see commercials for egg yolks already pre-cracked and in a carton. Eeewww. how hard is it to go …
I just learned something that I really didn’t want to know. Apparently you can rent sex toys. Yes, rent them, like you would a video or a car. If you’re interested, and judging by some of the stuff that shows up in our search results more than a few of you probably are, have a …
I’ve noticed lately when I hear commercials for dog and cat food, they talk about the taste. How it tastes better than ever, how it’s the best food ever taste-wise. My question is, how do they know? It’s not like you can ask fido or spot which food he likes better and get a definitive …
I’ve seen a lot of crazy and disgusting things in my time, but I thinkthisis right up near the top. You’d think that with a title like “Natural Harvest Cooking: An inspirational collection of semen based recipes,” that “Cooking With Cum – The Book!” couldn’t possibly be for real. Well at least that’s what I …
That’s right, we’re doing searches again. This one’s going to be fairly quick since a lot of this stuff makes fun of itself so I don’t have to say much. Thanks, as usual, go out to the deviants and generally insane people who make this all possible. I’ll warn you ahead of time, this is …
I really need to come up with an official name for this bit. If anybody has one, feel free to suggest it either on the comment boards or by email. It’s been a long time and a few people have asked about it so it’s time once again to make fun of people and the …
I bet it tastes like chicken and everything.Whatever it tastes like, it sure makes me hungry, even if only in a dyslexic sense.
By now you all probably know that here at the Vomit Comet we’re all about plugging other people’s work if we like what they do, even when we’re not getting anything in return for it. So in that spirit, here are a couple of websites that I’ve been checking out lately. First up we have …