Here’s another case of weaponized barf in a cab to go along with the one from earlier this year. It reads nearly identically to that one aside from a couple of small details, leading me to wonder how common this actually is. Not somebody tossing their shooters in a taxi since I know that happens …
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United Breaks Stomachs
A couple celebrating their anniversary got a lovely present to mark the occasion thanks to a United Airlines airplane cleaner who didn’t quite live up to his job description. A couple on their anniversary trip to Hawaii said they found a full barf bag in a blanket in the seat-back pocket in front of them, …
Attention Kmart Shoppers. Check Out Our Current Brown Light Special
Why you would not only feel compelled to piss and shit in a box of security tags behind the counter at Kmart but then actually go ahead and do it is a mystery for somebody else to unravel, but what I would like to know is why, once you have determined that the above must …
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Creamy Chocolate Kill?
I figure I’ll write about Timmy’s since it’s Canada Day. It seems appropriate. A little while ago, Tim Horton’s came out with…something…called the Creamy Chocolate Chill. Wow, something is wrong with me…I’m blogging about some random food product. But there are two reasons I want to, so bear with me. When I first heard about …
Beat Off In The Coffee While You Still Can, Guys
There’s an update to a story we brought you last year. John Lind, the fellow who professed his love for a woman by repeatedly firing his non-dairy cannon into her coffee, had his charges dismissed because while totally fucking disgusting, what he did isn’t technically against the law…yet. The State is working on closing that …
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If You Get It Up One More Time, You’re Going Down
This is hilarious. Dangerous and awful, but hilarious. An officer was flagged down about a man trapped in a portable toilet near the Eastbank Esplanade at 8 a.m. The Honey Bucket’s door was against the ground, so Portland Fire & Rescue personnel responded to lift it back up and free the man who was inside. …
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Who Wants A Cold One That Used To Be A Warm One?
Brewing company makes beer out of human urine I don’t see how this is all that revolutionary. Coors has been doing it for years. Although these guys have the decency to treat it first, so I guess there’s that. An Oregon brewing company is making an alarmingly yellow-looking beer out of other people’s poo and wee. …
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Sodaburst: For When Dumping Pop Into A Glass Of Ice Cream Is Just Too Complicated
Why? Seriously, why? Who was the market for this supposed to be? How much did they charge for this crap? Buying a big tub of ice cream and a few bottles of pop had to work out cheaper, didn’t it? I’ll bet it tasted awful, too. When your float instructions include just add tap water, …
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United Breaks Basic Cleanliness Standards
Family forced to sit in vomit on United flight No, that’s not some headline writer editorializing on the state of airplane food. Literally, these people had to go all butts in the barf seat because nobody from the crew bothered to clean things up between flights. Yes, I said between flights. So it’s not even …
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No Goodness For Chef Boy Oh Boy
Officers investigating an alarm at the empty Oxgangs Police Station building in the south-west of Edinburgh, Scotland, found a window had been smashed and someone had broken in. On entering, they discovered 38-year old Lynton Frazer cooking himself a mixture of ravioli, Weetabix and milk in a saucepan. He told them he had been hungry. …