Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
I read about this story not too long after I was out of the hospital. In true me fashion, I let out a scream when it got crazy…and then thought, in light of current circumstances, maybe that was dumb. Poor Steve, the scream must have been pretty painful-sounding, because he came in a hurry, thinking …
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If I’ve learned anything from listening to old time radio and watching old PSAs, it’s that the people of the decades previous to my birth were expected to purchase and ingest some pretty questionable things. And while I realize that this carries on to this day, it doesn’t change the fact that in 1947, this …
Continue reading “Ham Banana Rolls: Because We Haven’t Ruined Anyone’s Lunch In A While”
Have you ever come across one of those cooking segments on TV and either thought quietly to yourself or said aloud “Gross! What the fuck is that supposed to be?” If yes, congratulations. You have an eye more critical than that of producers and hosts employed by at least 5 television news departments. Nick Prueher, …
Now that I’ve written about the Enzyte hotel, I figured I’d write about another commercial, or couple of them, that I’ve meant to write about for months. Out of the blue, these commercials appeared for this Mio stuff. From the audio, I had no friggin idea what this stuff was, but it didn’t sound good. …
Being cheated on and dumped is a pretty shitty feeling. And naturally, there are several ways one might react when it happens. Some folks cry out their eyes, some folks throw glasses, some folks throw back a few glasses, some yell and scream and still others take it all in stride and do their best …
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If for whatever reason alcohol free candied beer sounds like something you might want to eat, then I’m happy to inform you that Jelly Belly will be glad to sell it to you by the truckload. Indeed, for just a mere $85.99, you can get your very own 10 pound case of Draft Beer Jelly …
And now, a few morning words from Gill. Wait, before we get to that, I must say a little something. Yesterday she, unfairly I feel, slagged on Christmas fruit cake. I shall now, as I did in the comments, confess that I enjoy the stuff. I don’t know why it gets such a bad rap. …
Not only is today a day for rioting, it’s also a day for crapping everywhere. Reddit user Dave_Versus_Volcano posted his story about working at a Best Buy one Brown Friday. When an estimated 1,500 people entered the building at 6:00 a.m., the line for the checkout snaked deep into the store, all the way into …
If you have an admirer and that admirer sends you a bottle of cream as a gift, do yourself a favour and check that thing over good and thorough because while yes it’s cream, it might not be the sort of cream you think it is. That, disgustingly, is exactly what happened to 19-year-old Zeng …
Woooohooooo! Ok, that’s out of my system. I can write. We have talked about our canine nextdoor neighbour. Her name was Bella, but we had a fondness for calling her Shitlip. Why? That apartment would stink really bad like animal urine. We were sure that either that dog was having accidents all the time, or …