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Hey ladies. Before you get too comfortable in that office chair this afternoon, you might want to check it for things that shouldn’t be there. Things likethe IT guy’s urine, for instance. A Farm Bureau official told investigators that Foley had access to the Farm Bureau’s employee database, which contains photographs of workers. He would …
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If you want to do something a bit different for Valentine’s Day and maybe even wind up single by the end of the week, I might have just the thing for you. Why not treat your special lady or gentleman to a romantic tour of New York’s Newtown Creek Wastewater treatment plant? I can think …
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I read this a few days ago, and it cracked me up, so here it is. There’s a lawsuit going on, where the plaintiff is claiming that he opened his can of Mountain Dew and found a mouse in there. They sent the mouse away for testing, and found out that it was a four-week-old …
I do believe I have found the anti Cherpumple. It’s name is Twinkling Turkey and it sounds, for lack of a better descriptor, like complete shite wrapped in a blarfcake glazed in who’s dumbfuck idea was that sauce. So…who’s dumbfuck idea was it? Hostess’s, as it turns out. In 2006 the company put out a …
Since I’m sure a few of you have been wondering (search statistics don’t lie), there is now scientific evidence to suggest that having sex with animals is twice as likely to give you penis cancer than sticking to those old, boring humans. Lead author Stenio de Cassio Zequi, a urologist in Sao Paulo, gave Live …
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>I’m sorry for posting this right around breakfast time, but I publish as I find, unfortunately. I like bacon. Really, I do. I’ll probably have some and an egg on toast this morning, in fact. But as long as I live I’ll never understand the need some folks have to put it on/use it to …
Do me a favour. Listen to the dialogue in this here Wendy’s commercial and tell me if it makes you not want a burger as much as I no longer want one. the sentiment is sweet and all. Wendy naming a burger after her dad since he named the restaurant after her. Aww, that’s nice. …
>With resourceful ideas like this, how can America not be a gloabal leader in math and science? Honestly, if anywhere near the amount of energy went into useful things like fixing the debt or curing diseases as goes into methods for improving laziness and the being hammered experience, that country would be whipping the world’s …
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I’m sure today’s news is full of lots of things to make you sad, horrified, and all other stuff. Just to break the mood, here’s something to make you go blarf. Steve saw this a few days ago, and retweeted it, and still I missed it. Wow. I suck. Apparently our great big buddy ol’ …
Alright, kiddies, ready for a picnic? I’ve packed a special box just for yoooou! First we have some smart bacon for the vegans among us. Next up, if we’re stranded overnight, we have this entire breakfast we can make out of processed things. We even have cheeseburgers in a can or whole chickens in a …