So you’ve survived Black Friday, but your shopping is still not done. What to do? You could always buy things online like you should have done yesterday because it’s 2015 for Christ’s sake, or you could do whatever it is you do to work up your nerves and then head back out to the stores …
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I Accidentally Read Smut
And now, Gill is here to tell the story of a recent trip to the library. This is why we have old sayings, because you sure can’t judge books by their covers. The Deceptive Title When choosing books at my local branch of the Hamilton Public Library I happened to choose one called Beautiful You. …
If You Would Like To Die At 78, Turn To Page 12
When I heard that R.A. Montgomery had died, my first reaction was something like “Should I know who that is?” The name didn’t really ring a bell, but I’m like that with more famous people than you’d think, so I didn’t give it much thought because I had a headache and had to get ready …
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Sony And Amazon Don’t Think You Should Be Reading This Post, Blind Person
Why do companies that make products and provide services I enjoy have to be such complete and total discriminatory arseholes? Check out these utterly absurd reasons why Sony and Amazon don’t think they should have to comply with the Twenty-first Century Communications and Video Accessibility Act of 2010, which mandates that electronic devices be made …
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Grinding Out 1-6-2: Help Fund A Book About Following The Blue Jays Around Next Season
Following a baseball team everywhere it goes for an entire season and writing a book about the experience seems like such an obvious idea once you hear it, so why has nobody come up with it or done it yet? I don’t know, but Neal Smith would like to, and he’d like your help. GRINDING …
Fifty Shades Of Sherlock
I’m hardly what you’d call one of those stuffy literature people, but this sounds kinda horrifying. Thanks to all this Fifty Shades of Grey junk, a company called Total-E-Bound Publishing has enlisted some of its romance writers to add sex scenes to the classics. Some original fans of Jane Eyre might be unhappy to discover …
Ray Bradburied
I heard about this a few days ago, but didn’t get a chance to write it down. Ray Bradbury dies at 91. I had read quite a few of his short stories, some of them creepy, some of them neat, some of them made you think about colonization and automation and machines in different ways. …
Print Encyclopedias Just Got One Step Closer To Death. What Are We Supposed To Do With All The New Shelf Space?
Newsflash, people in my age range. We’re getting old. Encyclopaedia Britannica Gives Up On Print Edition That’s right, the era of the giant bookshelves full of encyclopedias in the living room or the library is coming to an end. We all knew this day would come because it’s 2012 and you can find all of …
Ahh, Sugar Sugar
It’s a well known fact that guys will beat off to almost anything at any time in any place, but there’s still something strange about the place being a British public library and thethingbeing the autobiography of politician and businessman Lord Alan Sugar. An anonymous source who witnessed the man masturbating told The Sun: “He …
I Finally Read Kate’s Book!
A long, long time ago, I mentioned Kate’s book ‘Dread Crew: Pirates of the Backwoods’ and wondered if it would be available in alternative format. Well, then a long time ago, Barb managed to score a copy, and sent it to me. “Read it,” she said. “It’s awesome!” Well, I meant to…and I meant to…and …