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I know Christmas is over, but I have one more stupid Christmas song that needs a place up here, mostly because I want to make fun of it. I thought of this song Christmas Eve when I knew I wouldn’t have time to do it justice. So, I give you Darcy the Dragon. I do …
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Last year, I had the Irish letter about the 12 days of Christmas, which incidentally, still makes me cry at the end. I suck. Am I the only one? Probably yes. I can’t stand watching people cry, even if they’re joking. Now I see on a friend’s Facebook, there is a Cajun version. 12 days/letters …
Let’s keep up the theme of bad Christmas songs with this gem. This damn song will always remind me of a toy goose that Trixie got for Christmas…and destroyed in one sitting. The Shoe Thief and Steve nicknamed it Honky the Christmas goose, and I had no idea what they were talking about. If I …
Surprisingly, this is the first Christmas joke I’ve gotten this year. I don’t think I’ve heard it before, which is also surprising. And it’s even funny, which is almost as surprising as those first two things. Don’t get me wrong, I like it when people send me jokes. But I’m pretty sure that through the …
After I wondered if there was a worse Christmas song than the Little Drummer Boy yesterday, a buddy of mine tweeted to remind me of something I hadn’t considered. Dominick The Italian Christmas Donkey. He’s so right. But the one thing this one has going for it over Drummer Boy, at least around here, is …
Carin sent me this link, which reminded me of this link, which both served as reminders that the Little Drummer Boy is a crappy, crappy song. The concept really is stupid when you put a moment’s thought into it, plus I’m not sure there’s even a good version of the thing in existence. I’m racking …
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I’ve seen some ungodly stupid things in my wrestling fan days, but there was a five year period from about the end of 2006 to late 2011 where TNA was setting new standards in that department. If they weren’t new standards, they were standards not seen since turn of the century WcW. Interestingly, as coincidence …
It seems that the local police just swiped our gimmick, Carin. The Waterloo Regional Police Service is taking a festive approach to spreading a message of safety this holiday season. Two holiday jingles – one about texting and driving and the other highlighting the decision to not drink and drive – have been set to …
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Gill is here to muse about gifts and wish everyone happy holidays. Time to trim that tree and light the Minora, because it’s going to get awkward! That Cool Factor Imagine it’s Christmas or Chanukah and you come to open your gifts. Guess what you find? You now are the first among your friends to …
Gill sent this. I hope one day she gets her wish. What was eight-year-old Ms. Gillie Thinking? Dear Santa I want a new hot wheels car, the one that changes colors bionic six figures, thunder cats to, and please send me a brother my sister’s a pain. Flash Forward Nearly thirty years has gone in …