Well, we have more singing things, only this time, they’re old technology. But they wish us a merry Christmas. That definitely takes some talent.
Category Archives: christmas
A Current Twist On An Old Favourite
Thanks Jen for this one. Yet another Christmas song for ya. I give you Grandma Got Molested At The Airport. I don’t know who did this, but it made me laugh and get sad all at once.
Pot Of Gold
We’ve all been there, scrambling around buying a last-minute gift for someone. You think a box of chocolates would be easy to find, but nooo! Well, Neil Young feels your pain.
Did Somebody Say McPlastic?
I saw an ad on the site saying that McDonald’s gift cards make a convenient and delicious Christmas gift. I’m with them on convenient, I love gift cards. Those magical little bastards make my gift giving life so much easier. But delicious? Who’d they get to test that, and how pissed off is he going …
It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas Posts
I’m sitting here and I can hardly believe it’s exactly two weeks before Christmas. How in hell did I get here and how did it happen so fast? I agree with Steve that it doesn’t seem possible that it’s already Christmas again. In fact, when I try and think of things I’ve gotten people, I …
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Kiss Your Tongue Goodbye
We have an update on the tongue-chomper from yesterday. For starters, we have her name, Karen Lueders. I’d say the judge was right to order her a mental health evaluation. Karen Lueders did not speak during the court appearance, but she leaned over to a reporter as she was escorted out in handcuffs, saying, “I …
On Christmas
Around this time every year, I usually end up talking about how insane or how much of a pain in the ass Christmas time is. But no matter what I say about it, I’ve always got the holiday spirit. All the travelling, the ceaseless visiting, the not sleeping, the hosting get togethers that won’t end, …
What’s Wrong? Wife Got Your Tongue?
This is another perplexing one. But I’ve noticed a pattern. New Years kisses and kissing after singing Christmas carols can lead to bloody amputations. Eek. This one happened between a man in his 70’s and his 50-year-old wife. They sang Christmas carols, he went to kiss her good night, and she bit his tongue right …
Santa In Audio-Ho-Ho
Here’s a little something I got from Jen. But first, I have to ramble for a second. When I was a kid, I never did the letter to Santa thing the way most kids do it. Most kids write their letter, maybe they get a little help, they address it and send it off, and …
An Out Of Sight Christmas Gift
Once again we’re plugging something for our old buddy Anton. After all this free publicity, when he and the Shoe Thief finally have to square upthe bet,it had better be good. Out of Sight Productions is excited to announce a special presentation of music and spoken word to celebrate the Christmas spirit Out of Sight …