Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Not that any of you are going to want to do this, but just in case… If you’re planning on stealing a Christmas tree, under no circumstances should you: Be drunk at the time. Be riding a bicycle that you built a motor for but forgot to put lights on. Try to balance the tree …
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I figured I’d write a few Christmas-related thoughts. Holy crap, I’m actually getting my Christmas shopping in order. I just need to pick up a few things, and get a couple more ideas, and I’ll be done. Of course, a lot of this stuff has to come through the mail…so there’s still a lot of …
I think Shawn P. Krieger has watched the Grinch movie too many times. What kind of prick steals a Salvation Army Kettle full of cash and pushes a volunteer? He hates Christmas does he? Well, I’m sure he’ll hate Christmas in jail even more.
Remember when Steve depressed us with Bob Dylan’s “Must Be Santa”? Well, here’s a review of the whole christmas album. I love how the author calls one song unlistenable. Wow, something’s worse than “Must be Santa”? I was hoping for some more details, but what are ya gonna do?
Ya know, I needed ideas of things to get people for Christmas, not things not to get people for christmas. But thanks for the handy dandy list of things to avoid. Can you imagine opening up one of these things on christmas? Just imagine the facial expressions of you and everybody around you. Uh, that’ll …
This is a pretty sad state of affairs. I’ve been meaning to write some random stuff down, and started compiling a list about two weeks ago…and I’m finally starting to write it. I have so many things written down that I thought I’d better split it into dog and non-dog posts. So let’s start with …
In general I’m not a big fan of Christmas music(this excluded of course), and listening to Bob Dylan sing(?) Must Be Santa isn’t going to change that much. What it may do, however, is haunt my dreams for a while and perhaps send the odd store clerk or upset shopper on a rampage or two. …
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It’s time to throw out another plug for our friend Anton and his theatre group. I’m not sure if we’ll be able to make it down to see this one since it’s right around Christmas and my birthday when things are busy as shit, but if you’re in the area or feel like making the …
Dear family of Noah Biorkman: I realize that you love your son and you want to do for him what seems like a simple request. But…you may regret what you have done. I know the families of Christopher Bedgood and Craig Shergold will tell you that asking for cards over the internet is kind of …
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Here’s something else weird that happened to me when I was home for the holidays. I got a new braille watch which is awesome. Because braille watches are watches that you use by opening the face and touching the hands, they get more ware than your average watch. They get dirty. the latch that holds …