This is funny, but in the hideously bad sort of way. Jesus turned water into Stella, you say? I’ll have to remember that the next time Steve orders a Stella…or maybe the next time he just has water.
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Put Down The Christmas Presents and Come Out with Your Hands Up!
Ok, this is just embarrassingly stupid. I take back all laughter about negotiating with a cardboard man. At least I understand why they did that, even though it turned into a barrel of laughs. This one is just wow. I can sorta, kinda, connect the dots, but I think they go in a path that …
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She Talks Trixie Talk
Hey everybody. It’s been a while. did ya miss me? Of course you did! Everybody loves me and misses me and wants to pet me and…oh yeah, I can’t get a pet. I’m working right now. So the c-c-c-c-cold is coming back. But somehow, this year, it doesn’t seem so scary and confusing. for one …
Now That It’s December, How About A Little Christmas Music
This, without question, is the best Christmas song I’ve heard in many, many years. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU8IQqcq270
Have Fun Explaining To The Kids Why All Of Their Presents Have The Blood From Your Hands On Them
A while back when I mentionedhow dumb I think Black Friday is,things like this were exactly what I had in mind. A Wal-Mart worker was killed Friday when “out-of-control” shoppers desperate for bargains broke down the doors at a 5 a.m. sale. Other workers were trampled as they tried to rescue the man, and customers …
Please, Mr. Postman
Here’s a note to the nice folks delivering the tons of mail right now. I know you’re busy. I know you’re on a deadline. But when you decide to leave a parcel in the lobby for me to pick up, and you say you’re going to leave it on the bench, leave it on the …
Police Navidad
Good idea: Stopping off at headquarters to present the police with a nice Christmas wreath to let them know that you appreciate all the hard work they put in.Bad idea:unlawfully obtaining said wreath from the market next door. Robert E. Dendy, 59, 290 Fletcher St., Apt. 3, wanted police to know how grateful he was …
>Trixie Brags and Other Random Stuff
>It’s time to babble about random stuff again. I can’t believe how fast time is flying. It’s going to be Christmas before I know it. But wanna know what’s cool? If all goes well today, I should be completely done my Christmas shopping! Well, that’s not quite true. I have to wait two weeks to …
No Surprises May Mean Better Surprises
I’m in one of those moods today where I want to experiment with something different. So what I think I’ll do is go so far outside of the box that I’m actually in a whole different box and write about something that annoys the ever loving crap out of me. Yes, that’s the perfect idea, …
Abebooks Is Cool!
This is probably going to be the most boring post ever. I hope it helps someone. Last year, I came home early for Christmas. I had hardly any of my family’s gifts bought, and frankly didn’t have a flaming clue what to get anyone. Mom mentioned to me that she had every book in the …