>Wow! This last little while has been busy! busy busy busy! Stuff to do and people to see and places to go and go go go go go! There’s been a lot of going, but not as much working. But it’s been fun. First, we went to this big restaurant full of food. there was …
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The Holiday Post AT A Not So Holiday Time
Ok, so it’s January 15 and I’m finally writing a post about Christmas and such. Um, I suck. Hopefully I don’t end up boring people to death. Christmas was actually a pretty good one. Usually, it consists of being run ragged doing a 300-mile trek to see my mom’s side of the family…and then potentially …
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That’s What You Get For Believing IN Santa…
Well, it looks like we found our dirty little elf. S/he definitely was little, it was determined the one sending nasty letters to children was…a minor! What are big kids doing being santa? Something seems wrong there.
No Brains, All Hart
Wow. This guy would feel pretty stupid in the morning. Jeremy Hart showed up drunk to rob a house, wearing a red Santa hat among other things, ploughed his car into a snow bank, only took prescription drugs and votive candles, and when he went to leave, he discovered he couldn’t get out of said …
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer? Nope, A Moose!
Please someone look at the pictures of this drunken Alaskan moose. Tell me. Are they as hillarious as the story sounds? Can you imagine a drunken moose? I’m still laughing about a moose tangled in Christmas lights eating fermented crab apples until he was drunk as a skunk, but he was a moose. And he’s …
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>Speaking Of Odd Studies…
>Oh my. There are some very, um, young at heart Scandinavian engineers out there. What a strange thing to research.
Holy Imbecile Tender And Mild
I know I’m putting up a lot of Christmas stuff in January, but that’s what happens when you’ve just come out of dialupville, where you budget your time spent on the internet, and then you come home and have a party. But I give you, from Snopes.com, misheard Christmas Carols! Get ready to laugh, laugh, …
Everyone Else Can Have a Holly Jolly Christmas Except You.
Ug. Here we go again with the political correctness. There was a publication put out four times a year by a group of psychiatric patients at Cromwell House Mental Health Facility. They decided to copy that ten Christmas Carols for the “mentally disturbed” thing. We have a similar list up on the blog years ago. …
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Santa Claus Is Getting Shot Down
I just love the title of this story about a helicopter carrying a Santa to a children’s party getting shot at in Rio De Janeiro. My Title Isn’t Half as good as the one on the actual story. Who knew Santa needed danger pay? Luckily, no one was hurt.
Ho Ho Hope I haven’t Been Ho HO Hosed Again
Well, it looks like, if this is the truth, I’m going to have to swallow my rage at the removal of the words “ho ho ho” from Australian Santas’ repertoire. It appears that wasn’t even close to the truth, or so the folks who trainSantas in Australia claim. They say they only told them to …
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