This video showed up in my Youtube suggestions a month ago. When I saw it, I thought “Ha ha ha aww cute. A relic from last year!” Actually…not so much. We have a hell of a lot of stuck shipping containers, factory staff shortages and chip shortages. Apparently we’d better get creative and start shopping …
Category Archives: christmas
Rudolph, the All-Gracious King
I thought about posting this closer to Christmas, but oh no, friends. I will not do you such a great disservice. For by the time Christmas arrives, I expect that we will all have learned it front to back and have made it the centerpiece of any and all caroling in which we engage…assuming that …
Shut Up And Take My Money, Automatic Wrapping Paper Cutting Machine
As much as I enjoy giving gifts, I hate wrapping the damn things even more. I have all of the crafting ability and coordination of…um…something that has about zero of each, so if I can avoid it, I never do my own wrapping. At times that aren’t Christmas and even plenty of times that are, …
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All I Want For Christmas Is A Creep
I think history will show that this gag peaked with the Beautiful People one, but this is a fine effort nonetheless.
All I Want For Christmas Is The Beautiful People
Take one of the more irritating things about modern Christmas, add in probably the best Marilyn Manson song, and somehow…this happens. Not sure how well it works as a song, but I laughed my ass off listening to it, so that’s good enough for me.
There’s No Place But Home For The Holidays
Welcome to our new lockdown, Ontario. Because of this occasion, I updated an old Christmas favourite with words for the present circumstances. In case you don’t know the song… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBc94tXCkLM Oh, there’s no place but home for the holidays We’re all locked down, there’s nowhere you can roam. Take your Christmas online, there’s a million …
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An Appropriate Song for This Christmas
I have mentioned Mom’s favourite Roger Whittaker Christmas album before in the context of making fun of the stupid song on it. But there’s another song that’s on that album that’s been going through my head ever since it became apparent that we were staying here for Christmas. Christmas is here again. Stand up and …
Your Pickle Is…Yodelling?
A couple of years ago, I bought Brad one of these Yodelling Pickles at the Christkindl market. I got it because I thought the idea was freaking hilarious and I hoped he’d get a kick out of it. I’m glad I didn’t buy it for the tradition of it because I would have been a …
It’s Christmas Time (Let’s Just Survive)
This came out last year before all of this shit started happening, but I have to say, “It’s Christmastime (Let’s Just Survive)” is right up there on the list of contenders for the 2020st song title award. It’s a pretty good and funny tune, too. But it does have me wondering. This year those of …
A Funny Christmas Songs Playlist? Yes Please!
Steve and I have wanted to subscribe to The Funny Music Project for years, and I finally did it. The first newsletter I received included a link to a funny Christmas songs Spotify playlist. Awesome! Some of these songs I recognize, and others I am very curious about. I was going to try and build …
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