Not sure what I’m more worried about. VD, or getting this1969 PSA song about VDstuck in my head. I’m worried that even if I’m nice or healthy looking, I still may catch myself humming along with it.
Category Archives: commercials
Congratulations To Ray, And Whatever The Opposite Of Congratulations Is To The Stone Road Mall
Carin and I would like to take a second to congratulate Guelph Mayoral candidate Ray Mitchell on accomplishing what we believe to be a first for his run. Unless we missed something, he made it through the entire hour and a half candidates discussion on CJOY this morning without once saying “I won’t win,” “it …
Do Some Call Him The Gangster Of Divorce Lawyerin’?
This,from what I understand, is a completely serious ad for Florida lawyer Steve Miller’s DivorceEZ service. sure beats the hell out of all those “Bernard Shapiro got me a huge cash settlement!” commercials we generally see all the time. And for anybody who got the Richard Jeni reference in that last sentence, I tried to …
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Hoaxes, Hoaxes, Eat Them Up, Yum
Remember Flime? The restaurant asking for human flesh? Well, there is no Flime restaurant. It was all a publicity stunt by what looks like the German equivalent of Peta in both style and substance. They were trying to make people think about eating meat, and so talked about eating human meat just to watch the …
What A Douche! No, I’m Not Talking About The Product!
Good god! Whoever it was at Summer’s Eve who came up with this add that tells women basically to douche for success should be immediately fired. Hell, whoever was in charge of creating and approving and dispatching the ad should all be fired. That not one of them screamed nononononono! means they’re all really really …
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Dickheads, Dickheads, Eat Them Up, Yum!
I spend a lot of time yelling at people for not seeing jokes for what they are, jokes. But in the case of this supposed joke on a restaurant’s website, I cannot make the journey. A restaurant due to open soon in Berlin by the name of Flime has a strange request up on its …
Saving You From Some Trouble On The Internet And Beyond
I haven’t had much to say the last couple days (energy sapping migraines will do that to ya), but I’m starting to feel a bit better so I thought I’d pop in with a couple of helpful links that will hopefully save you some trouble down the line. I have no interest in Facebook whatsoever, …
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The Vtech Bullshit Hotline
On all of the Blue Jays radio broadcasts they’ve been plugging this Vtech Bullpen Hotline contest where you can win a VTECH Dect 6.0 Model DS6321-2 dual-handset cordless phone every time the team playing against the Jays goes to their bullpen. Actually they use this stupid wording about “every time the Jays ring up the …
Fuck You For Flying JetBlue
Can you imagine being on this JetBlue flight? You arrive at JFK, and then a flight attendant goes positively lulu! Well, can you find a better way to sum up this chain of events? JetBlue Flight 1052 from Pittsburgh had taxied to a stop at Terminal 5, Gate C around noon Monday when flight attendant …
August Long Weekend Audio
Boy oh boy do I have a monstrosity for you! Remember how we said our Canada Day audio would never be heard by the world? Well, that still holds, so we decided to try again. And we created something even longer and crazier than that one! We didn’t mean to, honest. We just sat down …