This isn’t my usual sort of jam, but I heard it yesterday and it’s been in my head since, so I figure I might as well put it in yours. There are lyrics in the video description. Now that we have gotten to 2021 and it’s basically been more of the same, I hope that …
Category Archives: Coronavirus!
There’s Nothing Like A Nice Day At The Bleach
It’s an old story that some of you may have already heard, but I feel the need to highlight it anyway just because it’s so…so…so…so fucking stupid. In preparation for the easing of some COVID lockdown measures last April, an area in Spain decided that it would be a solid children protecting move to hose …
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Yeah Boss. I’m Super Sick. If You Don’t Believe Me, You Can Ask This Error-laden Documentation I Just Knocked Together
A 34-year-old Santwon Antonio Davis of Morrow, Georgia, finds himself in some legal trouble after allegedly doing a pretty sloppy ass job of tricking his employer into believing that he and his mother had Coronavirus so that he could take advantage of the company’s we’ll pay you while you’re stuck in quarantine policy. A manager …
It’s Official. I Have A Messed Up Head
It seems my brain has been kind of warped by this pandemic. I will hear things spoken, and before I can realize what they’re about, I’ll have a knee-jerk reaction that’s totally wrong. Exhibit A: I heard a commercial that started with the words “Restart live shows.” Out of my mouth spewed the words “Are …
Be Our Guest, But Only If You Wear A Mask
If somehow you’re still on the fence about this mask thing, maybe Beauty and the Beast will help. I haven’t heard or thought about this song in ages, but I’m having some serious flashbacks right now. My sister used to watch this movie at least once a day. Good to see it can be used …
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Physically Distant Bullies
You know who has it rough these days? Your local schoolyard bully. How are you supposed to pants some little bitch or whip some loser’s ass when you can’t get close enough to him without recklessly and callously risking the collective health of society?
One Week Of COVID 19
Another pretty good Coronavirus parody song that I missed back in March when these were all over the place. It’s Been One week since we quarantined Said we’d all stay inside and eat our groceries Five days since you FaceTimed me Saying Be symptom free or don’t come and see me Three days since the …
Shut The Fuck Up And Put On Your Mask
There are a few different please wear a mask type songs out there. I think we may have even posted some of them. But I write today to let you know that if you have been thinking about composing one of your own, you don’t have to bother anymore. I just found the only one …
Will You Wear A Mask? I Ask
I’m surprised it took so long for someone to do this. And it’s even for charity! “Will You Wear A Mask? I Ask,” a rhyming read-aloud picture book for everyone. Performed by Mark Hamill. All proceeds go to World Central Kitchen: wck.org Written and Illustrated by Tom Ruegger Voice Directed by Kelly Ward Film & …
Sleep, Eat, Whinge, Tweet
I missed this one during the first wave, but since we’re still all at home for the foreseeable future… Let’s start at the very beginning A sore throat, a cough in Wuhan And in no time at all, there were 1, 2, 3 And one went on a plane – took it overseas Overseas And …